Fair Game

Jun 28, 2010 22:36

Title: Fair Game

Characters/Pairing: Very much onesided Vortex / Arcee (G1)

Rating: K+

Genre: Humour

Summary: A short fight scene, some psychological screwing, Vortex being Vortex and Arcee being creeped out.

*rocks penny back and forth* This pairing makes total sense :| I am not a moron. You will give me a cookie….

XDD Seriously, it’s not even so much ( Read more... )

vortex, arcee, fanfic, humour

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onyx17 June 29 2010, 15:35:07 UTC
Haha glad you liked XD Totally random and WTF-inducing innit!

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playswithworms June 29 2010, 15:27:34 UTC
Oh golly - poor Arcee! Only Vortex would be trying to get a date while they're both there leaking to death...

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onyx17 June 29 2010, 15:40:08 UTC
Only Vortex <3 Such a lovable sociopathic psychopath ain't he XDD

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artemis10002000 June 29 2010, 16:54:26 UTC
*giggles* Love, love, love this fic! Their interaction is so hilarious! Love Arcee's "hell, no!" reaction and Vortex being totally oblivious to it *more giggling*

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onyx17 June 29 2010, 17:26:37 UTC
The V-man don't know how to sweet talk de femmes >XD He's a persistent chopper though. Doubt Arcee's seen the last of him >D
Hehe, thankies <33

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artemis10002000 June 29 2010, 17:47:13 UTC
Oh, I hope she hasn't seen the last of him XD I'd so love to see what happens next Thursday *giggles*

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onyx17 June 29 2010, 18:08:42 UTC
Hurm, methinks through some HILARIOUS coincidence they would run into each other XDD Be even better if Hot Rod/Springer were with her. Tex'd probably just shoot 'em down and then be all "...what?" when Arcee freaks out >XD

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mustardwketchup July 23 2010, 21:22:05 UTC
YESSSSSSSSSSSS....

I can just imagine how wonderfully chaotic their date night would be... XD

*pets vortex on the head* you silly psycho you...

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onyx17 July 23 2010, 22:01:21 UTC
Oh yesh >XD Wonderfully chaotic. He'd probably end up abducting her and then be all cheery-cheery after.

Vortex: So, figured we'd first go to see a movie and then get dinner. Maybe a walk on the beach afterwards. Whatcha think?

Arcee: *is gagged* Mshhsmmph!

XDDD My god. I need professional help.

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naboru_narluin September 26 2010, 23:52:54 UTC
“So… you’re a femme huh?”

Arcee quashed the urge to roll her optics, instead keeping them rigidly fixed to her opponent’s stance.

“Perceptive. Tell me you’re not the brains of your team”

This is such an awesome beginning! *squees* OMG, I laughed at that already. I can really imagine their faces, especially Arcee’s. *g*

After the explosions roar had died to a distant hum in her audios, Arcee only counted nine explicatives in total.

Hell, this is just plainly awesome! I mean, Arcee being so dry and pragmatic. *g* Wonderful. I’m grinning so hard, my cheeks hurt. ^^°

Arcee vented her intakes in a quivering sigh, optics dropping to glare at the comfortably positioned mech. How anyone could be comfortable with half their leg-plating blown off was beyond her.

LOOOL Well, this is Vortex, I think he’d even enjoy it when you threw him into a volcano. :p I can see Arcee having a “WTF”-expression. *g*

“Arcee? Cool. You free next Thursday?”

“I…. wait, what?!”

Ouch, now my cheeks really ache and I nearly choked on my juice when I read ( ... )

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onyx17 September 27 2010, 10:32:21 UTC
XDDD Thanks so much for reading!!! *HUGS*

Yeah, I tried to make Arcee seem a little more competent and tough than she usually is... She'd have to be both, being stuck with all the mechs on Earth :p And yesh. She's likely thanking Primus she's not stuck on a team with him ;D I often wonder how IDW Arcee would have handled the situation >.>

Vortex is Vortex. >XD No changing that. He probably considered her blasting his leg off as a come-on or something? >,> *Gigglesnort* Such a charmer~

I'm very happy you read it and even happier you liked it <3 And yes! Fandom needs moar femmes. (non-OC ones that is >,> ...I prefer to stick with cannon ones)

Awh! It'd be totally awesome if you wrote that story >XD Mainly because the two have such a hilariously deadpan dynamic *sniggers*

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naboru_narluin September 28 2010, 10:28:56 UTC
:D
I’m sorry that it took so much time until I finally read it. v.v

*lol* I really like that Arcee. ;) It’s better than that cliché “I’m a femme, I need help” characterisation. :S
Oh, I think with IDW!Arcee, Vortex would be in heaven. *lol* (Means, he’d be sliced into dices and would love it. :p)

Vortex is Vortex. >XD No changing that. He probably considered her blasting his leg off as a come-on or something? >,> *Gigglesnort* Such a charmer~
LOOOOL Well, not probably - obviously. :p
But speaking of these things, have a link. ;) *click*

Yeah, these OC femmes are so… Well, Mary Sues. :S And many of them are former humans who “OMG, surprise” were rebuilt/built, whatever into robots… Yeah, sure. -.- But I wanna write this cliché, too someday. :p But a bit different. *hehe* An anti-Mary Sue, so to speak. 8I call it Mary Sue Cide. *lol*)

*g* Oh man… I still need a bunny, though. In your head-cannon, where did Chromia live before the war? I mean, which city?

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onyx17 September 28 2010, 21:24:32 UTC
Youtube blocked the vid >.< Damn them!

I've actually been meaning to write a fic with IDW Arcee and the Combaticons >,> LOVED their confrontation in Spotlight: Arcee >XD

Ohhh...I'd SO read that if you did X3 Mary-Sue's make me feel dirty to be a girl .___.

Huuurm, well I see her as lower-class Polyhex. In my head-cannon anyways ;p

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