Spoilier-y Post Full Of Possible Spoiliers.
VERY SLIGHT SPOILERS TO CHILDREN OF EARTH BELOW (AS I IGNORE WHAT REALLY HAPPENED AND 'FIX' IT)
This is a sequel to Hot Cocoa and Bubble Baths Solve Everything.
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VERY SLIGHT SPOILERS TO DOCTOR WHO'S EPISODE 'THE LAST OF THE TIME LORDS' BELOW
Right. So.
One, Captain Jack Harkness, has been held captive for a year.
He is dirty.
Like she should be, yes? Yes.
He's been tortured and killed only he or the Master would know how much.
Yet. Yet!
He's got a nice hair cut and is clean shaven.
See for yerself.
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(ie: John Barrowman claims that in the 51st century they don't have facial hair, but that's just his theory)
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SPOILERS FOR DOCTOR WHO EPISODES 'GRIDLOCK', 'LAST OF THE TIME LORDS', 'THE EMPTY CHILD'
AND SPOILERS FOR TORCH WOOD EPISODES 'CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS', 'EXIT WOUNDS'
ALSO, IT'S GOT BAD LANGUAGE
So, two things about Torchwood. Mainly Jack.
Right. So, how the hell does Jack become a giant fuckoff head? Not only a head, but a head in a jar who is telepathic and all tentically hairlike? We've a few theories.
1) In the one episode with Martha and Doctor Who, when they went to New New York and they were in the motorway? And the one catman tells the Doctor he was crazy for standing out in the exhaust because they've heard that one person standing out there, their head grew 50 times in size. Well, there ya go. Jack's head somehow stood out there for a bit and grew.
2) He was beheaded and being as he can't die... and they were separated (head and body) and then he had to carry around his head. And like any good person who lost part of his body, it got stuck in a jar (see Doctor's hand).
3) He met himself and they didn't explode (see later on in this post) but they two morphed together into one giant fuckoff head.
Now, something else.
Right. So, Do you remember the episode where Jack and Tosh go back to 1941 for about a day? Check out how many Jack's there were at that time in 1941.
1) Jack from present time and went back with Tosh. We call him "Flashback Jack".
2) Jack before he met the Doctor. He was busy trying to sell and a fake war ship. We call him "Time Agent Jack" even though at the time he wasn't with the Time Agency. Though being as he was a conman, he could call him "Conman Jack" but I like the ring of "Time Agent Jack" better.
3) Jack working with Torchwood and waiting for the Doctor to come. We call him "Waiting for the Doctor to Come Jack".
4) Remember when his brother Gray buried him? And then he was frozen? Yep, there's that Jack too. We call him, "Buried/Frozen Jack".
5) Not sure if you want to count this. But the Real Captain Jack Harkness was there too. Jack (Flashback Jack) and Jack (Real one) did meet in the episode.
Right. Also, Time Agent Jack could be there more than once actually. After all, he is a Time Agent... Yeah?
So, first off. That is an ass amount of Jacks. Yes?
Second off. What would happen if they meet each other? At first we thought he would explode. Or create a paradox. Then we came up with the "This is how he becomes a huge fuckoff head!" theory.
So, what all do you have to say about that?
This is a sequel to Hot Cocoa and Bubble Baths Solve Everything.
Click on the picture if you want to see them larger.
.jpg)
{{{|
VERY SLIGHT SPOILERS TO DOCTOR WHO'S EPISODE 'THE LAST OF THE TIME LORDS' BELOW
Right. So.
One, Captain Jack Harkness, has been held captive for a year.
He is dirty.
Like she should be, yes? Yes.
He's been tortured and killed only he or the Master would know how much.
Yet. Yet!
He's got a nice hair cut and is clean shaven.
See for yerself.
(Click on the picture if you want to see it bigger)
(ie: John Barrowman claims that in the 51st century they don't have facial hair, but that's just his theory)
{{{|
SPOILERS FOR DOCTOR WHO EPISODES 'GRIDLOCK', 'LAST OF THE TIME LORDS', 'THE EMPTY CHILD'
AND SPOILERS FOR TORCH WOOD EPISODES 'CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS', 'EXIT WOUNDS'
ALSO, IT'S GOT BAD LANGUAGE
So, two things about Torchwood. Mainly Jack.
Right. So, how the hell does Jack become a giant fuckoff head? Not only a head, but a head in a jar who is telepathic and all tentically hairlike? We've a few theories.
1) In the one episode with Martha and Doctor Who, when they went to New New York and they were in the motorway? And the one catman tells the Doctor he was crazy for standing out in the exhaust because they've heard that one person standing out there, their head grew 50 times in size. Well, there ya go. Jack's head somehow stood out there for a bit and grew.
2) He was beheaded and being as he can't die... and they were separated (head and body) and then he had to carry around his head. And like any good person who lost part of his body, it got stuck in a jar (see Doctor's hand).
3) He met himself and they didn't explode (see later on in this post) but they two morphed together into one giant fuckoff head.
Now, something else.
Right. So, Do you remember the episode where Jack and Tosh go back to 1941 for about a day? Check out how many Jack's there were at that time in 1941.
1) Jack from present time and went back with Tosh. We call him "Flashback Jack".
2) Jack before he met the Doctor. He was busy trying to sell and a fake war ship. We call him "Time Agent Jack" even though at the time he wasn't with the Time Agency. Though being as he was a conman, he could call him "Conman Jack" but I like the ring of "Time Agent Jack" better.
3) Jack working with Torchwood and waiting for the Doctor to come. We call him "Waiting for the Doctor to Come Jack".
4) Remember when his brother Gray buried him? And then he was frozen? Yep, there's that Jack too. We call him, "Buried/Frozen Jack".
5) Not sure if you want to count this. But the Real Captain Jack Harkness was there too. Jack (Flashback Jack) and Jack (Real one) did meet in the episode.
Right. Also, Time Agent Jack could be there more than once actually. After all, he is a Time Agent... Yeah?
So, first off. That is an ass amount of Jacks. Yes?
Second off. What would happen if they meet each other? At first we thought he would explode. Or create a paradox. Then we came up with the "This is how he becomes a huge fuckoff head!" theory.
So, what all do you have to say about that?