The World's Only Reliable News!

[jettakd]

Whether you were an avid subscriber, an occasional reader, or only glanced at the hilarious headlines while waiting in line at the grocery store, there will always be a cover of Weekly World News, a hilarious creepy conspiracy theory rag-mag, that will always stay in your mind

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Re: love reading these at the store!

[jettakd]

Ngl, if the Shroud of Turin really opened it's eyes I'd lose my shit XD LOL to the rest though, especially shark attack. Wtf are the planning to do once people leave the coast? XD

Re: love reading these at the store!

[jettakd]

The unfathomable skills of WWN's photoshop department hard at work.

[aeteananke]

I used to make my parents buy me this every time we went grocery shopping. As a kid, I was convinced at least half of it was real. And I pored over the prophecy ones.

Bat boy creeps me out to this day, though. :(

[foam_born]

haha oh man I had this really weird spanish teacher a while back and she'd make us write these dumb ass essays every weekend. Naturally I was like, yo STFU, so one time I wrote one essay about bat boy, there was another one about steven seagal, and then one about living in a tipi and smelling strange smoke and talking to the stars. We had to write a bunch but I don't remember the rest. And then she gave me a B! Bitch.

[jodete]

I used to work in a grocery store and I'd always browse through those articles on a slow day. My favourites were a duck hunter finds Hitler in the woods of Tennesee, and Hilary Clinton announces Bigfoot as her running mate.

[soupdupcosmogrl]

Audrey LeGume and her pet tomato.

[jettakd]

Loooooool omg.

[soupdupcosmogrl]

I'm going to make a point to check in with that name at a hotel in the future.

[jettakd]

I'm surprised they didn't just go all the way and have it be a pet pea plant of peanuts or something xD