of COURSE the first guy to have the same name as me on this show is an unemployed ginger

[tankmachine]

Comments

[brennans]

F U gingers are ah-mahz-ing.

[tankmachine]

only if they're female or Sheamus tbh

[tamings]

My friend can't stand him omg idk why

[tankmachine]

ugh i went to Raw a few weeks ago and his ass is astonishing irl

a s t o n i s h i n g

[invisible_cunt]

i'm trying to determine if he can get it

[ex_keef_rif]

I hope he's a recent college graduate with no direction in life so I can relate to him and stan for him. A nice body would be great, too.

[thecrownless]

wait, you're a recent college grad?

[ex_keef_rif]

I count a year ago as recent.

[thecrownless]

so true, for some reason I always think you're older.... not in a bad way but because you seem like a voice of reason~

[inowatboyslike]

I really want him to be cute.

[ex_keef_rif]

I hope he's a stoner. A hybrid of Blake from Workaholics and Andrew from MGMT.

[inowatboyslike]

ikr, that sounds perfect.

[tankmachine]

there's no way he isn't a stoner bc he looks almost EXACTLY like my roommate from last year

well the hair at least

[hairdidright]

hun, my prayers are going out for you rn. hopefully its a typo