Live Long and Get Naked
So, Vulcan pick-up lines. They've taken over my brain. This was pretty much the only way to get them out.
For anyone unfamiliar with the concept, Vulcan pick-up lines are just cheesy pick-up lines translated into Spock-speak. I believe it started with the Kink meme, and took off from there. (if anyone has the link to the original story/post/whatever, please comment with it and I can link it here)
Anyway, without further ado, I give you Vulcan Pick-up Lines, a macro'd event:
First, the classic OTP.
And follow the cut for more of Spock being a ho.
This is, I'm fairly certain, how they got together.
Aww, Kirk's BFF! Spock, you homewrecking WHORE.
Have to throw a little TOS love in there.
Spock had to learn his moves somewhere. Must have been from the original Human seducer himself, a Pimp Named Sarek.
And finally, Spock's just trying to score a little freaky-deaky time-travel action. Don't hate.
I seriously spent most of my time at work today brainstorming these damn things. And planning which characters to use. I USE MY TIME WISELY oh my god i need to do so much math homework what am i doing on the internet oh god. I wanted to make a T'Pring one, but I couldn't think of a good line for her.
I wanna see what you guys come up with!
(Also, stealth pimp. st_fanart_meme IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME. Mods please don't eat me.)
edited to add, thanks to pirate_smiles, the link to the original post in the kink meme: http://community.livejournal.com/st_xi_kink/379.html?thread=81275#t81275 Thank you! Seriously, check it out because the ones there are way funnier than mine.
For anyone unfamiliar with the concept, Vulcan pick-up lines are just cheesy pick-up lines translated into Spock-speak. I believe it started with the Kink meme, and took off from there. (if anyone has the link to the original story/post/whatever, please comment with it and I can link it here)
Anyway, without further ado, I give you Vulcan Pick-up Lines, a macro'd event:
First, the classic OTP.
And follow the cut for more of Spock being a ho.
This is, I'm fairly certain, how they got together.
Aww, Kirk's BFF! Spock, you homewrecking WHORE.
Have to throw a little TOS love in there.
Spock had to learn his moves somewhere. Must have been from the original Human seducer himself, a Pimp Named Sarek.
And finally, Spock's just trying to score a little freaky-deaky time-travel action. Don't hate.
I seriously spent most of my time at work today brainstorming these damn things. And planning which characters to use. I USE MY TIME WISELY oh my god i need to do so much math homework what am i doing on the internet oh god. I wanted to make a T'Pring one, but I couldn't think of a good line for her.
I wanna see what you guys come up with!
(Also, stealth pimp. st_fanart_meme IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME. Mods please don't eat me.)
edited to add, thanks to pirate_smiles, the link to the original post in the kink meme: http://community.livejournal.com/st_xi_kink/379.html?thread=81275#t81275 Thank you! Seriously, check it out because the ones there are way funnier than mine.