In space, your whole crew can hear you scream

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Looking for something new to hang on your tree this year? Hallmark's got you covered:

Hallmark has announced their new line of Christmas ornaments, including the one that depicts Kirk being attacked by the Salt Monster.

Hallmark says the Keepsake ornaments are designed to "help people capture memories and turn the Christmas tree into a

Comments

[belandlix]

lol fun for the whole family!

[wunnerwmn]

I personally think nothing depicts Christmas at my house better than Kirk about to be stabbed by a Gorn:

[chrissytng]

LMAO that's amazing!!!

[thalialunacy]

I'm 1701% certain Karl Urban owns all of these.