I think we need a Yagudin post
So I bring you some Yags from a Russian talk-show. It's in Russian so you probably won't understand what he's talking about - so just enjoy abouy 10 min of ~teh pretty~ :P (actually I've made some sort of a summary - below the clip under the cut).
A random photo to grab your attention:
0:20 first, the girl announce him - the usual - champion of this, champion of that
0:37the same girl tries to snatch him away - "let's go-go-go, damn with the others" (can you blame her)
0:50 he brought flowers for an every lady - he couldn't decide what to bring - soda, ice or flowers
1:43 the older lady (Marina): "We know you're wonderful person, you're wonderful sportsman
other girl: "Marina, he's married..."
Yags: "Actually I'm not yet"
*grabs his hand "Hello, Alexei"
2:07 they talk about if a sportsman should bring somebody besides a coach to Olympicsand, he says "no"
2:30 here comes a Plushenko question:" So should've Zhenya brouht Yana with him, answer us, because you know him" - "I do know Zhenya,but not enoegh to answer this, so let's just wish him to get to Sochi Olympics and not to take anybody but his coach" "You nicely not answered our question - attaboy"
3:03 Lyosha says that he also did good to leave right after the Olympics he'd won" -
3:15 A Plushenko question again about the disqualification: " I think they'll lift the ban. And why he got banned: he crossed somebody's path and preffered a show over Worlds"
3:45 They talk about dieting. The girl in glasses "We know you were on a diet, unlike Tarasova" - she got hit with flowers - turns out Tarasova is a good cook, he allowed him to eat, but then he got so heavy he couln't do quads. So here's an advise from Tarasova and Lyosha on losing weight - "Lyoshechka, you want to lose eight - just stop eating" (5:15). So before the Olys he ate porridge on water and two apples per day before the Games (for a month).
5:26 Now they talk about his daughter - the girl in pink calls her "Elizaveta Petrovna" instead of "Elizaveta Alexeevna" - he notices 'Hey and I haven't even knew" - "SURPRISE!" - a bit of joking about that. . Yagudin: "Elizaveta Alexeevna is growing, she still needs to start sranding..." "On skates!" - "..it'sn not funny but at first I thought what's that, what's lying here, it looks like a piece of frozen meat, what's happenning to my baby? She's just lying here, she even lost her hair" "Lost??!" "Yeah, she had them, then lost and they grew back now ..." He's asked what eyes color the girl has - "It's blue, we don't even know why. Everybody asks me: who she looks after. I say I don't care as long as she doesn't get my nose and legs (6:45; wtf Yags? you legs are bloody fine) Also he would like to advice his "darling little baby" (7:04) to start gymnastucs not figure skating when she gets older - "It's a girl after all, she'll be slim and well-built" - "And Irina Alexandrovna (the coach of the Russian national team) finds great husbands for them:" - "yeah, that too" (they aren't serious, js)
7:08 Marina showers him in compliments - his light character, his intuition his coming to the show in shorts etc. He gets a bol of straberries for that and leaves. They discuss him: "It's nive when a man comes not empty-handed" "and it's nice hen he leaves with something"
The end.
Duh, it took me almost an hour to write it down, it's still not word to word though :P
A random photo to grab your attention:
Click to view0:20 first, the girl announce him - the usual - champion of this, champion of that
0:37the same girl tries to snatch him away - "let's go-go-go, damn with the others" (can you blame her)
0:50 he brought flowers for an every lady - he couldn't decide what to bring - soda, ice or flowers
1:43 the older lady (Marina): "We know you're wonderful person, you're wonderful sportsman
other girl: "Marina, he's married..."
Yags: "Actually I'm not yet"
*grabs his hand "Hello, Alexei"
2:07 they talk about if a sportsman should bring somebody besides a coach to Olympicsand, he says "no"
2:30 here comes a Plushenko question:" So should've Zhenya brouht Yana with him, answer us, because you know him" - "I do know Zhenya,but not enoegh to answer this, so let's just wish him to get to Sochi Olympics and not to take anybody but his coach" "You nicely not answered our question - attaboy"
3:03 Lyosha says that he also did good to leave right after the Olympics he'd won" -
3:15 A Plushenko question again about the disqualification: " I think they'll lift the ban. And why he got banned: he crossed somebody's path and preffered a show over Worlds"
3:45 They talk about dieting. The girl in glasses "We know you were on a diet, unlike Tarasova" - she got hit with flowers - turns out Tarasova is a good cook, he allowed him to eat, but then he got so heavy he couln't do quads. So here's an advise from Tarasova and Lyosha on losing weight - "Lyoshechka, you want to lose eight - just stop eating" (5:15). So before the Olys he ate porridge on water and two apples per day before the Games (for a month).
5:26 Now they talk about his daughter - the girl in pink calls her "Elizaveta Petrovna" instead of "Elizaveta Alexeevna" - he notices 'Hey and I haven't even knew" - "SURPRISE!" - a bit of joking about that. . Yagudin: "Elizaveta Alexeevna is growing, she still needs to start sranding..." "On skates!" - "..it'sn not funny but at first I thought what's that, what's lying here, it looks like a piece of frozen meat, what's happenning to my baby? She's just lying here, she even lost her hair" "Lost??!" "Yeah, she had them, then lost and they grew back now ..." He's asked what eyes color the girl has - "It's blue, we don't even know why. Everybody asks me: who she looks after. I say I don't care as long as she doesn't get my nose and legs (6:45; wtf Yags? you legs are bloody fine) Also he would like to advice his "darling little baby" (7:04) to start gymnastucs not figure skating when she gets older - "It's a girl after all, she'll be slim and well-built" - "And Irina Alexandrovna (the coach of the Russian national team) finds great husbands for them:" - "yeah, that too" (they aren't serious, js)
7:08 Marina showers him in compliments - his light character, his intuition his coming to the show in shorts etc. He gets a bol of straberries for that and leaves. They discuss him: "It's nive when a man comes not empty-handed" "and it's nice hen he leaves with something"
The end.
Duh, it took me almost an hour to write it down, it's still not word to word though :P