BRO + TECHNOLOGY = COMEDY GOLD
So back in the summer of 2006, our darling bro did a live chat. Some snippets have been posted here before, but I don’t think the entire thing has. The chat transcript itself is super confusing to read, but because I am utterly brobsessed and a touch OCD I love you all dearly, I’ve compiled all the questions and answers that are ~*relevant to our interests*~ and organized them into categories.
Click the cut for lots of epic typing fails (it’s copy-pasta’d, so all typos are courtesy of Orange Bro), name-dropping, abuse of the words ‘gangster’ and ‘baller,’ an explanation of the awkward turtle, and general hilarity and adorkableness (remember, this is pre-brobot). There is a tinge of Swangoose too…
June 15, 2006
EVAN ON HIS FEARS
Brigi: Dear Evan! Is there something you’re afraid of? (bugs, bats, stalking fangirls :) )
Evan: I'm afraid of drowning
Evan: i am a goo surfer now though and I'm starting to get over my fear of the ocean
Evan: i was so afraid of drowning that i didnt surf until this year
EVAN ON MUSIC AND HIS POSSIBLE FUTURE MUSIC CAREER
xtwistedpixiex: what is your theme song?
Evan: my theme song is called the first single by the format
Evan: they are so awesome!!!! Everyone
Evan: go buy their cd
QianHui: Hi Evan! If you weren't an amazing figure skater, what would you be and why?
Evan: i always wanted to be a rock star. I just an in car si
Evan: in car singer now
Evan: if i put out an album would you guys buy it
*a chorus of yeses, user winterskies says maybe*
Evan: winterskies? what’s with the maybe?
winterskies: because i knew everyone would say yes :P
*later*
winterskies: Evan, if i somehow get to Skate America, promise me an autograph?
Evan: u bet winterskies
Evan: as long as you buy my album
OMG MAYBE HIM AND JOHNNY CAN BATTLE IT OUT ON THE CHARTS!
EVAN ON HIS FAMILY
christina: I bet you traveled a lot, because of those competitions and shows, but is there any place you would want to be but you didnít have a chance to be there so far???
Evan: i want to go to the greek islands. I'm greek orthodox, so I've sat through countless church services in greek. I need to experience it for real now
briannaWHATTT: the greek islands are beautiful
Sondra: yes they are beautiful...but hot
Evan: i've heard. my mom used to chill on a yacht there every summer
Evan: she is a baller
Natalie_85: Evan! Fellow Nothern Illinois-er here. You miss anything about your home state over there in beautiful California?
Evan: i miss my sisters. they're gangsters!
LysacekLove: What's your middle name?
Evan: frank
Evan: after frank carroll
Evan: not really though, after my grandpa
EVAN ON HIS SKATING
Masako: So you will use Carmen for the long - what about the short? Can you tell about anything on your new short program?
Evan: don't have any ideas yet for short. Do you guys have any more suggestions?
Evan: i'n sick of spanish!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*insert random suggestions here*
Evan: what about some 50 cent?
Evan: i coud wear some iced up grillz
Evan: maybe a rap medley
Evan: judges would love it
Evan: i want a really chill costume.
Evan: like no sparkles or anything
NOTHING WEIRD!!!!!
ROmi!: Iloved the espana cani one
Evan: it was really heavy
Evan: that's why i fell in my short at the Olympics
Evan: it wasn't my fault
Evan: it was my heavy outfit
Evan: I'm kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evan: it was totally my fault
river: Which GP event do you want assigned to you this season?
Evan: i want skate America
Evan: i like america the best
OF COURSE. AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!!!
littlepard: When you are not in the mood for something -e.g. practice.etc.- how do you change the mood?
Evan: with coffee
Evan: just chug a venti americano and i'm ready to rock
IceTResa: In a 45 minute practice session, about how much time do you spend working on jumps?
Evan: 44 mins
Evan: spins are boring
Evan: i hate camel spins
Northern: What is the last thing you think about before the music starts when you're on the ice?
Evan: i usually get distracted by like one of the judges hair doo or something
EVAN ON THE AKWARD TURTLE
LysacekLove: Hi Evan...Can you please explain the awkward turtle??
Evan: k
Evan: it's used when you are with a friend in an awkward situation
Evan: you just signal to them using the turtle that you feel awkward
Evan: if they are cool, they'll help you out of it
Evan: i did it at the games cause they zoomed in too close to my face and i had a zitt
Evan: it was awkward!!!!!!!!
Evan: one time i tripped over a stuffed animal and tried to look cool but it was really embarrassing
_Rynne_: What kind of stuffed animal
Evan: a beanie baby. old school man
Evan: i fell on crossovers once in my warmup in a comp and slid into the judges stand
Evan: awkward turtle was invented to times like that
dixiepixie: What's your most embarrassing moment, period?
Evan: ok at nhk this year i skated with a hole is my pants (crotch region)
Evan: and then when i didn't win i said... am i getting punked?
LOL IS THERE VID OF THIS?!
awartha: I loved what you did on the NHK podium this year
Note: I think this was when he was so tall on the podium that he even towered over Oda who was on the top step, so he crouched down until he was the same height as them, LOL
Evan: that was wrong of me... it ended up on the soup on E
Evan: it was not cool
Evan: spread the awkward turtle
Evan: and listen to the format
Evan: i'll have a new hand motion for this season
Evan: turtle is 05-06
marzipanorourke: What is this spreading the awkward turtle thing and why does it sound vaguely dirty?
Evan: o marzipan… get your head out of the gutter
LOOOOL, SOUNDS LIKE A _SKATER, LONG BEFORE THERE WAS _SKATING!
EVAN ON OTHER SKATERS
Julia: Hi Evan. What skater(s) inspired you growing up?
Evan: I always looked up to Kurt Browning
HELL YEAH, EVEN BRO RESPECTS KURT MOTHERFUCKING BROWNING!
carolem: Assuming you and Johnny W are both healthy this season, you should be 2 of the top 3 from the US. Who do you see as contenders for the thrid spot?
Evan: for the third spot i don't know. I'm bad at remembering names. really bad
DO YOU HEAR THAT, SWISS GUY? NOTHING PERSONAL, BRO IS JUST ~FORGETFUL~
TanithandBenFan: if you could skate a pairs routine with any skater, who would it be?
Evan: i would skate with Kwan. she's been hounding me about doing pairs together.
Evan: i kid, i kid
IceTResa: that happened to Jeffrey Buttle this season (Hole in the pants, see Awkward Turtle section.)
Evan: he beat me
Evan: olympic bronze… not too bad man
THAT’S RIGHT. JEFF IS BEAUTIFUL! HE’S A PRINCE!
OBLIGATORY SWANGOOSE SECTION
Renate: Do you think you can beat Johnny at nationals if he skates clean?
Evan: who's johnny?
Evan: just kidding
Evan: I’ll do my best to win. I have the coolest coach on my side
Evan: the ocean has a lot of weird creatures
Evan: just don’t think about them
Evan: they won’t bother you
kiwidefresa: like swans? lol
Evan: good one
Evan: haha
Evan: is there a pick of the swan on the bottom of your screen? (No, there wasn't.)
Dereck255: I was watching Kathy Griffin's "My Life on the D-List", and she had Johnny Weir on it, and my friend thought it was you, so she started screaming for me....then we realized it wasn't you...
Evan: you confused me with the swan?
Evan: who are you?
Evan: dereck get with it man
winterskies: oh gosh, you call him the swan? lol
Evan: i always call him the swan
Evan: he loves it
dixiepixie: What does Johnny call you?
XxTripleToeCleanxX: lol. Does he call you Carmen?
Evan: no
Evan: he calls me evan
_Rynne_: Aww
Natalie_85: Evan Evan Evan! What song would you never ever skate to?
Evan: never skate to the swan
Evan: was that mean?
Evan: it’s not my thing
Evan: but it was cool for the swan
Evan: he’s a rad guy
EVAN NAMEDROPPING
river: NBA finals: Dallas or Miami?
Evan: miami
Evan: shaq is my bro
Evan: we used to train together
Evan: the lakers train at my rink
Evan: so when he was playing for la he trained there
Evan: you know
Evan: i was at LAX this club and LA and some of the girls from Laguna Beach came over and were like... you guys look funner than our friends, can we dance with you
Evan: so i showed them whats up
BAHAHAHAHA, I CAN TOTALLY PICTURE THIS.
marzipanorourke: Speaking of nyc, how was the skating with the stars event?
Evan: it was awesome except there was a weird pic of me and kel ripa from there
Evan: awkward turtle
presidentpatton: loved it bought the mag.
Evan: I looked really bad
Evan: burn it
LOL BRO, AT LEAST YOU WEREN’T WEARING MEN’S HOODIE SWEATS!
rmys299: Are you friends with Michelle Kwan?
Evan: kwan and i are tight
icykuhndawg2005: who do you hang out with most on tour?
Evan: kwan
Evan: tan and ben
Evan: gwendal
DON'T LIE TO MAKE FRIENDS, BRO, WE KNOW YOU HUNG OUT WITH JOHNNY TOO!
EVAN ON HIS EXTRACURRICULARS
heartofachampion: Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Evan: ya. three. when my hip was hurt i had to drive 2 hours each way 6 days a week to therapy
Evan: i would speed and i got caught
Evan: oops
dmcienjoybeingagirl: Do u like to dance?
Evan: i just dance like a crazy person
Evan: i don’t care what anyone thinks of me
OH HOW THINGS HAVE CHANGED!
Evan: i love charity work. i do a lot of celeb charity events
Sondra: Oh so you're a celeb now? Just kidding just kidding
Evan: i'm not even close to being a celeb
Evan: but i like hanging with them
Evan: i'm a G list celebrity
*later*
Evan: no i'm an f lister
Evan: g listers are losers
EVAN ON HIS ~GIRLISH FIGURE~
dmcienjoybeingagirl: What's the hardest part of your diet?
Evan: since i'm so tall i have to be really careful about my weight
Evan: it's tough to keep it down
Evan: but i have to if i want to keep my butt off the ice
katydid: Evan, what is your favorite dessert?
Evan: i am a sucker for all baked good
Evan: especially ice cream cake with sprinkles
LOL RAINBOW ONES I BET
Evan: baked goods would make me so happy
Evan: cookies rule
Evan: choc chip
marzipanorourke: cookie monster is a famous cookie person.
Evan: cookie monster is like b list
DO YOU HEAR THAT, MOTHER HEN _SKATERS? BRING BRO SOME CHOC CHIP COOKIES AND YOU WOULD MAKE HIM SO HAPPY
EVAN LYSACEK LOOOOOVES THE LADIES!
dmcienjoybeingagirl: Have your sisters ever made u watch a chick Flick?
Evan: my girlfriends always make me watch chick flicks.
Evan: i just take a nap
Evan: i liked 10 things i hate about you
Evan: and the hot chick
Evan: never saw notebook. couldn't be roped into that one
GIRLFRIENDS? OR GIRLFREEEHHHNDS?
Evan: sondra
Evan: you’re funy
Evan: i like you
Evan: how old are you?
Sondra: 17 sorry its illegal
Evan: bummer
Ninchen: what was the greatest gift you ever got from a fan??
Evan: a fan sent me a collage of her family vacation pics with my head placed in each one with a note that said her mom is really mad that she couldn't find the priceless vacation pics
OMG LOOOOOOOL
presidentpatton: do you have any nicknames?
Evan: tan calls me polar bear
Evan: cause i'm always hot
Evan: i'm always hot ans she’s always cold
heartofachampion: Who reckons I'll be in troubl if I throw a shirt for Evan onto the ice?
Evan: do it
Evan: no totally do it
Evan: blame me
MissMac: Do the rings that you wear when you skate have any signifigance to you?
Evan: maybe cause i want to get married
winterskies: who's the lucky lady?
Evan: it’s lohan
Evan: i didn’t want to say anything
Evan: her and paris hilton have been fighting over me
Evan: it’s so annoying
Evan: j/k
OMG LOL, HOW CAN YOU TELL THIS IS FROM 2006?!
EVAN AND HIS SWEET RIDES - FUCK ME IT’S GOOD
presidentpatton: I want a Range Rover like yours!!!
Evan: thw white one is the most pimp
Evan: my truck is named white beast
Evan: it’s really big
xtwistedpixiex: my car's name is stephane lambiel
Evan: name it evan
EVAN AND TECHNOLOGY
Evan: Sorry Bare with my typing skills
*Evan disappears momentarily*
Evan: sorry guys
Evan: i got lost
Evan: i'm back
Evan: i hate computers
Evan: but they hate me more
presidentpatton: you should get on myspace
Evan: i never use my computer though
Evan: and i don’t think i could figure it out
Evan: i had tech support to help me sign on to this
Evan: how do you guys use those faces?
Evan: :< :< :<
Evan: i got it! (OMG FUCKING LOL.)
Evan: that dude is creepy tho
heartofachampion: Creepy is a good quality
Evan: creepy is in
OH GOOD. I GUESS _SKATING WILL BE A-OK IN BRO’S BOOKS THEN.
EVAN SAYS BYE
Evan: thanks for hangin with me guys!!!!
Evan: It’s been real!
Evan: come see COI
Evan: it’s a baller show
Evan: night gangsters
Evan: *Logs Out*
I hope you enjoyed this as much as I did. :3 I KNOW PRESH EVAN IS STILL IN THERE, BRO! LET HIM OUT MORE OFTEN!
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Click the cut for lots of epic typing fails (it’s copy-pasta’d, so all typos are courtesy of Orange Bro), name-dropping, abuse of the words ‘gangster’ and ‘baller,’ an explanation of the awkward turtle, and general hilarity and adorkableness (remember, this is pre-brobot). There is a tinge of Swangoose too…
June 15, 2006
EVAN ON HIS FEARS
Brigi: Dear Evan! Is there something you’re afraid of? (bugs, bats, stalking fangirls :) )
Evan: I'm afraid of drowning
Evan: i am a goo surfer now though and I'm starting to get over my fear of the ocean
Evan: i was so afraid of drowning that i didnt surf until this year
EVAN ON MUSIC AND HIS POSSIBLE FUTURE MUSIC CAREER
xtwistedpixiex: what is your theme song?
Evan: my theme song is called the first single by the format
Evan: they are so awesome!!!! Everyone
Evan: go buy their cd
QianHui: Hi Evan! If you weren't an amazing figure skater, what would you be and why?
Evan: i always wanted to be a rock star. I just an in car si
Evan: in car singer now
Evan: if i put out an album would you guys buy it
*a chorus of yeses, user winterskies says maybe*
Evan: winterskies? what’s with the maybe?
winterskies: because i knew everyone would say yes :P
*later*
winterskies: Evan, if i somehow get to Skate America, promise me an autograph?
Evan: u bet winterskies
Evan: as long as you buy my album
OMG MAYBE HIM AND JOHNNY CAN BATTLE IT OUT ON THE CHARTS!
EVAN ON HIS FAMILY
christina: I bet you traveled a lot, because of those competitions and shows, but is there any place you would want to be but you didnít have a chance to be there so far???
Evan: i want to go to the greek islands. I'm greek orthodox, so I've sat through countless church services in greek. I need to experience it for real now
briannaWHATTT: the greek islands are beautiful
Sondra: yes they are beautiful...but hot
Evan: i've heard. my mom used to chill on a yacht there every summer
Evan: she is a baller
Natalie_85: Evan! Fellow Nothern Illinois-er here. You miss anything about your home state over there in beautiful California?
Evan: i miss my sisters. they're gangsters!
LysacekLove: What's your middle name?
Evan: frank
Evan: after frank carroll
Evan: not really though, after my grandpa
EVAN ON HIS SKATING
Masako: So you will use Carmen for the long - what about the short? Can you tell about anything on your new short program?
Evan: don't have any ideas yet for short. Do you guys have any more suggestions?
Evan: i'n sick of spanish!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*insert random suggestions here*
Evan: what about some 50 cent?
Evan: i coud wear some iced up grillz
Evan: maybe a rap medley
Evan: judges would love it
Evan: i want a really chill costume.
Evan: like no sparkles or anything
NOTHING WEIRD!!!!!
ROmi!: Iloved the espana cani one
Evan: it was really heavy
Evan: that's why i fell in my short at the Olympics
Evan: it wasn't my fault
Evan: it was my heavy outfit
Evan: I'm kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evan: it was totally my fault
river: Which GP event do you want assigned to you this season?
Evan: i want skate America
Evan: i like america the best
OF COURSE. AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!!!
littlepard: When you are not in the mood for something -e.g. practice.etc.- how do you change the mood?
Evan: with coffee
Evan: just chug a venti americano and i'm ready to rock
IceTResa: In a 45 minute practice session, about how much time do you spend working on jumps?
Evan: 44 mins
Evan: spins are boring
Evan: i hate camel spins
Northern: What is the last thing you think about before the music starts when you're on the ice?
Evan: i usually get distracted by like one of the judges hair doo or something
EVAN ON THE AKWARD TURTLE
LysacekLove: Hi Evan...Can you please explain the awkward turtle??
Evan: k
Evan: it's used when you are with a friend in an awkward situation
Evan: you just signal to them using the turtle that you feel awkward
Evan: if they are cool, they'll help you out of it
Evan: i did it at the games cause they zoomed in too close to my face and i had a zitt
Evan: it was awkward!!!!!!!!
Evan: one time i tripped over a stuffed animal and tried to look cool but it was really embarrassing
_Rynne_: What kind of stuffed animal
Evan: a beanie baby. old school man
Evan: i fell on crossovers once in my warmup in a comp and slid into the judges stand
Evan: awkward turtle was invented to times like that
dixiepixie: What's your most embarrassing moment, period?
Evan: ok at nhk this year i skated with a hole is my pants (crotch region)
Evan: and then when i didn't win i said... am i getting punked?
LOL IS THERE VID OF THIS?!
awartha: I loved what you did on the NHK podium this year
Note: I think this was when he was so tall on the podium that he even towered over Oda who was on the top step, so he crouched down until he was the same height as them, LOL
Evan: that was wrong of me... it ended up on the soup on E
Evan: it was not cool
Evan: spread the awkward turtle
Evan: and listen to the format
Evan: i'll have a new hand motion for this season
Evan: turtle is 05-06
marzipanorourke: What is this spreading the awkward turtle thing and why does it sound vaguely dirty?
Evan: o marzipan… get your head out of the gutter
LOOOOL, SOUNDS LIKE A _SKATER, LONG BEFORE THERE WAS _SKATING!
EVAN ON OTHER SKATERS
Julia: Hi Evan. What skater(s) inspired you growing up?
Evan: I always looked up to Kurt Browning
HELL YEAH, EVEN BRO RESPECTS KURT MOTHERFUCKING BROWNING!
carolem: Assuming you and Johnny W are both healthy this season, you should be 2 of the top 3 from the US. Who do you see as contenders for the thrid spot?
Evan: for the third spot i don't know. I'm bad at remembering names. really bad
DO YOU HEAR THAT, SWISS GUY? NOTHING PERSONAL, BRO IS JUST ~FORGETFUL~
TanithandBenFan: if you could skate a pairs routine with any skater, who would it be?
Evan: i would skate with Kwan. she's been hounding me about doing pairs together.
Evan: i kid, i kid
IceTResa: that happened to Jeffrey Buttle this season (Hole in the pants, see Awkward Turtle section.)
Evan: he beat me
Evan: olympic bronze… not too bad man
THAT’S RIGHT. JEFF IS BEAUTIFUL! HE’S A PRINCE!
OBLIGATORY SWANGOOSE SECTION
Renate: Do you think you can beat Johnny at nationals if he skates clean?
Evan: who's johnny?
Evan: just kidding
Evan: I’ll do my best to win. I have the coolest coach on my side
Evan: the ocean has a lot of weird creatures
Evan: just don’t think about them
Evan: they won’t bother you
kiwidefresa: like swans? lol
Evan: good one
Evan: haha
Evan: is there a pick of the swan on the bottom of your screen? (No, there wasn't.)
Dereck255: I was watching Kathy Griffin's "My Life on the D-List", and she had Johnny Weir on it, and my friend thought it was you, so she started screaming for me....then we realized it wasn't you...
Evan: you confused me with the swan?
Evan: who are you?
Evan: dereck get with it man
winterskies: oh gosh, you call him the swan? lol
Evan: i always call him the swan
Evan: he loves it
dixiepixie: What does Johnny call you?
XxTripleToeCleanxX: lol. Does he call you Carmen?
Evan: no
Evan: he calls me evan
_Rynne_: Aww
Natalie_85: Evan Evan Evan! What song would you never ever skate to?
Evan: never skate to the swan
Evan: was that mean?
Evan: it’s not my thing
Evan: but it was cool for the swan
Evan: he’s a rad guy
EVAN NAMEDROPPING
river: NBA finals: Dallas or Miami?
Evan: miami
Evan: shaq is my bro
Evan: we used to train together
Evan: the lakers train at my rink
Evan: so when he was playing for la he trained there
Evan: you know
Evan: i was at LAX this club and LA and some of the girls from Laguna Beach came over and were like... you guys look funner than our friends, can we dance with you
Evan: so i showed them whats up
BAHAHAHAHA, I CAN TOTALLY PICTURE THIS.
marzipanorourke: Speaking of nyc, how was the skating with the stars event?
Evan: it was awesome except there was a weird pic of me and kel ripa from there
Evan: awkward turtle
presidentpatton: loved it bought the mag.
Evan: I looked really bad
Evan: burn it
LOL BRO, AT LEAST YOU WEREN’T WEARING MEN’S HOODIE SWEATS!
rmys299: Are you friends with Michelle Kwan?
Evan: kwan and i are tight
icykuhndawg2005: who do you hang out with most on tour?
Evan: kwan
Evan: tan and ben
Evan: gwendal
DON'T LIE TO MAKE FRIENDS, BRO, WE KNOW YOU HUNG OUT WITH JOHNNY TOO!
EVAN ON HIS EXTRACURRICULARS
heartofachampion: Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Evan: ya. three. when my hip was hurt i had to drive 2 hours each way 6 days a week to therapy
Evan: i would speed and i got caught
Evan: oops
dmcienjoybeingagirl: Do u like to dance?
Evan: i just dance like a crazy person
Evan: i don’t care what anyone thinks of me
OH HOW THINGS HAVE CHANGED!
Evan: i love charity work. i do a lot of celeb charity events
Sondra: Oh so you're a celeb now? Just kidding just kidding
Evan: i'm not even close to being a celeb
Evan: but i like hanging with them
Evan: i'm a G list celebrity
*later*
Evan: no i'm an f lister
Evan: g listers are losers
EVAN ON HIS ~GIRLISH FIGURE~
dmcienjoybeingagirl: What's the hardest part of your diet?
Evan: since i'm so tall i have to be really careful about my weight
Evan: it's tough to keep it down
Evan: but i have to if i want to keep my butt off the ice
katydid: Evan, what is your favorite dessert?
Evan: i am a sucker for all baked good
Evan: especially ice cream cake with sprinkles
LOL RAINBOW ONES I BET
Evan: baked goods would make me so happy
Evan: cookies rule
Evan: choc chip
marzipanorourke: cookie monster is a famous cookie person.
Evan: cookie monster is like b list
DO YOU HEAR THAT, MOTHER HEN _SKATERS? BRING BRO SOME CHOC CHIP COOKIES AND YOU WOULD MAKE HIM SO HAPPY
EVAN LYSACEK LOOOOOVES THE LADIES!
dmcienjoybeingagirl: Have your sisters ever made u watch a chick Flick?
Evan: my girlfriends always make me watch chick flicks.
Evan: i just take a nap
Evan: i liked 10 things i hate about you
Evan: and the hot chick
Evan: never saw notebook. couldn't be roped into that one
GIRLFRIENDS? OR GIRLFREEEHHHNDS?
Evan: sondra
Evan: you’re funy
Evan: i like you
Evan: how old are you?
Sondra: 17 sorry its illegal
Evan: bummer
Ninchen: what was the greatest gift you ever got from a fan??
Evan: a fan sent me a collage of her family vacation pics with my head placed in each one with a note that said her mom is really mad that she couldn't find the priceless vacation pics
OMG LOOOOOOOL
presidentpatton: do you have any nicknames?
Evan: tan calls me polar bear
Evan: cause i'm always hot
Evan: i'm always hot ans she’s always cold
heartofachampion: Who reckons I'll be in troubl if I throw a shirt for Evan onto the ice?
Evan: do it
Evan: no totally do it
Evan: blame me
MissMac: Do the rings that you wear when you skate have any signifigance to you?
Evan: maybe cause i want to get married
winterskies: who's the lucky lady?
Evan: it’s lohan
Evan: i didn’t want to say anything
Evan: her and paris hilton have been fighting over me
Evan: it’s so annoying
Evan: j/k
OMG LOL, HOW CAN YOU TELL THIS IS FROM 2006?!
EVAN AND HIS SWEET RIDES - FUCK ME IT’S GOOD
presidentpatton: I want a Range Rover like yours!!!
Evan: thw white one is the most pimp
Evan: my truck is named white beast
Evan: it’s really big
xtwistedpixiex: my car's name is stephane lambiel
Evan: name it evan
EVAN AND TECHNOLOGY
Evan: Sorry Bare with my typing skills
*Evan disappears momentarily*
Evan: sorry guys
Evan: i got lost
Evan: i'm back
Evan: i hate computers
Evan: but they hate me more
presidentpatton: you should get on myspace
Evan: i never use my computer though
Evan: and i don’t think i could figure it out
Evan: i had tech support to help me sign on to this
Evan: how do you guys use those faces?
Evan: :< :< :<
Evan: i got it! (OMG FUCKING LOL.)
Evan: that dude is creepy tho
heartofachampion: Creepy is a good quality
Evan: creepy is in
OH GOOD. I GUESS _SKATING WILL BE A-OK IN BRO’S BOOKS THEN.
EVAN SAYS BYE
Evan: thanks for hangin with me guys!!!!
Evan: It’s been real!
Evan: come see COI
Evan: it’s a baller show
Evan: night gangsters
Evan: *Logs Out*
I hope you enjoyed this as much as I did. :3 I KNOW PRESH EVAN IS STILL IN THERE, BRO! LET HIM OUT MORE OFTEN!
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