EPIC COI PICSPAM PART 1

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THIS IS A

CHAMPIONS ON ICE 2005 PICSPAM

(Most definitely not dial-up friendly. In fact, I'll be surprised if this doesn't break your browser.)

Legend has it that in the time of unicorns and magical flying zebras, there existed an ice show called Champions on Ice. COI was a fairytale land, in which Princess J and Orange Bro were friends, Rudy Galindo out-fabuloused everyone, and Surya "I'm too badass for tights" Bonaly did backflips.

For COI, nothing was "too gay". In fact, they took already sparkly figure skaters, put them in ridiculous amazing neon-colored costumes, and showered them with rhinestones and glitter. The result was unbearable levels of win and hotness.

We will start our journey through this magical land in 2005.

ANYWAY ENOUGH TALKING, LET'S START WITH THE LULZ/FAPPING

OPENING



















































INDIVIDUAL ROUTINES

JOHNNY (UNCHAINED MELODY)





















ZEBRA









RUDY GALINDO









































I THINK HE REALIZED HE WAS TOO HOT FOR HIS CLOTHES HALFWAY THROUGH THE PROGRAM



























BEST BITCHFACE EVAR

THE KWEEN













SURYA BONALY



















VIKTOR AND HIS PIMP CANE





















IRINA SLUTSKAYA





















BELLAGOSTO

































FINALE





































THIS SPARKLY BAMF TYFYT



Stay tuned for more in the coming days. Parts 2 and 3 feature happy!Evan in rainbow colored clothing and Zebra in a mask (be still my heart), among other items of beauty and hilarity.