An Evan on DWTS news roundup

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[tonights]

Fuck, Bro.

Where are my bbs who are going to the Stars on Ice meet-and-greet? Can you bring him a sandwich or a crown rack of lamb or something? THIS IS NOT COOL.

[chaoticallyclev]

lol, just imagining someone trying to bring a crown rack of lamb...it's very amusing =)

but seriously, though. WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE FEED THE BRO?

the paparazzi should be useful and toss powerbars at him instead of weird questions.

[tonights]

CROWN RACK OF LAMB IS DELICIOUS AND HE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO RESIST. HE WOULD FALL ON IT LIKE A HALF-STARVED WOLVERINE WHILE I STOOD THERE NODDING APPROVINGLY AND GOING "MANGIA, MANGIA."

[instantkarmalr]

LOL
Someone should bring a sign -- like the opposite of zoos -- "PLEASE FEED THE BRO."

[tastefordanger]

LMAO JUST MAKE SURE TO FEED HIM SOME CAKE OR CHEESE FRIES OR SOMETHING HIGH IN FAT/CARBS WHILE YOU'RE LICKING HIS BODY K?

[naruke_chan]

RUB MY TEARS ALL OVER HIS BODY AND THEN LICK THEM ALL OFF AGAIN

I LOVE YOU

[instantkarmalr]

I'M THINKING I CAN JUST HAVE HIM LICK CHOCOLATE SAUCE OFF MY BODY. IT'S GOOD FOR EVERYONE.

[zhonnika]

6 pounds, omg. :( BRO, HAVE A CUPCAKE. OR 12. FORGET THE FICS WHERE JOHNNY MAKES YOU SLEEP, I THINK WE NEED TO GET HIM TO MAKE YOU EAT :|

[traintracksend]

EVAN YOU NEED TO EAT. AND SLEEP. AND MAYBE GO ON A VACATION.

I think ontd_skating should stage an intervention :(

[chrysanthemums]

Evan I swear to god if I ever get my ass out to see stars on ice I am going to spend 95% of it trying to shove an entire chocolate cake down your throat.

LMFAO I AM SO UPSET AT THIS WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

[felldeedsawake]

INSTEAD OF TOSSING A TOY ON THE ICE, TOSS HIM A SANDWICH

[chrysanthemums]

THAT IS A PERFECT PLAN.

[felldeedsawake]

WAIT THEY MIGHT CONFISCATE IT, IT'S LIKE UNWRAPPED HALLOWEEN CANDY THEY MIGHT THINK YOU PUT A RAZOR BLADE IN IT OR SOMETHING

...BETTER MAKE IT ONE OF THOSE FROZEN DINNERS