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[burndtlembas]

me too...shiftyeyes...

[eaweek]

The mind. It boggles. The eyes. They bleed.

Seriously, this is probably something Johnny's needed to do for several years now. How does one person accumulate so much stuff? It's like a high-end version of Hoarders.

[eaweek]

I still remember an article on Johnny when he was in Torino, spending like $800 for a pair of sunglasses. Granted, that's when Champions on Ice was still running, and he could probably depend on a decent income from doing the tour, but since that has dried up, he's probably been scrambling (like a lot of other skaters) to find other shows and events where he can make enough money to fund his training.

And given that, you'd think he would trim down his spending, but every time you see him, he's sporting some new piece of designer bling. And anyone with crazy spending habits should NOT be getting on Twitter, asking his fans for money to help support his training. I'm willing to bet that if Johnny sold off 80% of his wardrobe, he'd probably have enough money to live off comfortably for a couple of years and still have enough clothes/ accessories to not need to shop again until about the year 2020.

Plus... well, he's freaking married now, and IIRC, his husband is a lawyer, possibly making decent money, certainly enough to support

[parcferme]

I'm really over this guy, even if part of me will always love him.

Me too. I still remember his comeback at 2004 nationals after the disaster the year before. I loved Johnny when he seemed to love skating more than anything else in the world, and when he always seemed so happy just to be competing at the world level after starting at age 12. As someone who first tried skating in my teens, I will never stop admiring the rare talent and dedication young Johnny had. He actually gave us older skaters hope that trying to learn to skate was still worth our effort. But then he started focusing on "Johnny" and his actual skated became derivative and he'd make excuses after excuses for being undertrained

[misslauraj]

These tags are perfect.

So much clothing but there are a few scarves and sweaters that I would wear.
Jokerface should be donated to a museum.

[elevatorshaker]

No, it shouldn't; it should be shat on, then burned, then a priest can throw some holy water on it or some ish.

[misslauraj]

But my museum is The Museum of Costume Diasters That Should Never Be Repeated.

Maybe after your exorcism the remains could be buried there?

[elevatorshaker]

Or give it an exhibit and post a picture of what it used to look like with the remains beneath it.

[virgo0823]

Oh. I saw on his FB that they were asking for money, but I thought it was a scam.

I liked the black shirt, but I read it wrong and didn't realize it said Truckers only.

[afterthestorm24]

This makes me wonder what kind of stuff Evan Lysacek would sell on eBay ... >_____>

[elevatorshaker]

Parasols.

[parcferme]

Whatever is black, white, and Vera Wang.
Actually I could see Evan wearing a lot of the black or white pieces Johnny has listed...just not the hot pink fur coat or anything else colorful.
And more feathers, Johnny's closet doesn't seem to have enough feathers for Evan's taste.
And we know if Evan sold his clothes, the white pieces would all have orange fake tan residue.