HELLO AND WELCOME TO "DAT ASS," WHERE WE SHOWCASE FIGURE SKATERS AND THEIR GREATEST ASSETS.
TO START US OFF, HERE IS OUR BOOTYLICIOUS PRINCESS, JOHNNY WEIR. SMUCKERS IS NOT READY FOR HIS JELLY.
HERE WE HAVE JOHNNY IN HIS DELISH BOOTY JEANS, WERK IT GURL
HOW HE DOESN'T MELT THE ICE IS BEYOND ME, I MEAN DAMN
HERE WE HAVE HIM POSING FOR THE CAMERA, BEING A SEXY BITCH
OK I GOT LAZY SO I DIDN'T MAKE ANY MORE. BUT UH, COMMENT AND SHARE WITH MORE.