115-Year-Old Giant Tortoises to Divorce

[lady_grace]

Comments

[eveofrevolution]

[bex]

Couples just don't stay together anymore. *mope*

But will the dumped tortoise get a giant bucket of ice cream? And sad tortoise music? These are the key questions here. The journalist is dropping the ball.

[lady_grace]

Crunchy leaf sounds?

[astridmyrna]

I always imagined them as Orbison fans.

[mycenaes]

sometimes it lasts in love, etc etc

[muse_misery]

~sometimes you lose a piece of your shell instead

[mycenaes]

lol irl!

[mercystars]

*dies*

[mollywobbles867]

Gay marriage is to blame.~

[crossfire]

THAT WAS THE PLAN ALL ALONG

And everyone thought we were trying to ruin human marriages! Fools. FOOLS!

Now, off to corrupt the youth...of the Pygmy Marmoset! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[sweetwaterpink]

Oh Cercei. lmao

[astridmyrna]

Damn penguins.

[owlsarentaholes]

This is ridiculously sad. Poor Poldi.

[bee_york]

I agree! I love turtles and tortoises, and this made me feel so sad! I'm a big animal lover with a huuuuge soft spot for birds and reptiles, what can I say. <3

[owlsarentaholes]

I am a sucker for animals.  This is really depressing.