I don’t feel bad for black people anymore because I think a black person stole my bike

[__lunabelle]

Man assumes black person stole his bike, decides to write long column about it, Tucker Carlson's site runs it

Mark Judge would like the world to know that he no longer has any “white guilt” because his bike got stolen and the perpetrator may have been a black person, or possibly (the culprit is still at large!) black people in general

Comments

[chaya]

[tei_0]

This gif displays an adequate amount of horrified confusion for me.

[hiddenfantasy]

mte, Bill Bailey.

[quizzicalsphinx]

That is a beautiful "wait, what?" reaction.

[screamingintune]

I am not even going to try to read that dumb shit, I'm sure this article sums up the stupid.

Looks like between this and that awful Derbyshire article, stupid people have taken to writing terrible articles detailing their utterly idiotic feelings on race lately.

[shadowpiranha]

I am so sorry this gif isn't larger because I love it and it expresses my views on this column and the sentiment behind it.

[fightingwords]

WANT

[chaya]

FLAWLESS

[mahasin]

hahahaha

[fightingwords]

I don't feel bad for white people anymore because I know a white person stole my ancestors.

[homasse]

A+

[poetic_pixie_13]

This is a beautiful comment.

[doverz]

As a white person, I don't feel bad for white people because of this reason and many others.

[angry_chick]

White liberals can be racist fucks, hide it, and can be complete fucking snakes about it. I don't feel bad for white straight men anymore because they've shown that they can make it difficult for women, deny the rights of LGBTQI people, and manage to kill black people with impunity, while claiming that 'They're provoking us! We're so SCARED!'

News at 11.