Labour Councillor Announces That He Is An Alien From Outer Space

[fatpie42]

Town councillor Simon Parkes: My mum was a 9ft green alien
Town councillor Simon Parkes has claimed his mother is a green alien and extra-terrestrials abducted him as a child.

Parkes believes a 2.7m (9ft) lifeform stood next to his cot when he was a baby and ‘two green stick things’ appeared.

‘I thought “they’re not mummy’s hands, mummy’s are pink,’

Comments

[browneyedguuurl]

I had a neighbor who truly believes in other worldly beings. One day we got to talking and she explained her point of view to me and it was actually really more fascinating than crazy. I also found it interesting how she talked about aliens being depicted in old cultures like the Egyptians, Mayans, etc. And lbr, we truly can't be the only ones out there.

[screamingintune]

yes but does your neighbor think an alien is her mother?

[fatpie42]

I also found it interesting how she talked about aliens being depicted in old cultures like the Egyptians, Mayans, etc.

That sounds a bit misleading considering you are presumably talking about gods. There was concern that the Thor movie was insulting Nordic religion by portraying the gods as aliens, but even that didn't out and out call them such.