Rick Santorum's Google problem remains

Jan 05, 2012 11:16

Rick Santorum, who lost by just eight votes to Mitt Romney in Iowa's caucuses this week, has several roadblocks in the way of transitioning Tuesday's impressive finish to a Republican presidential nomination: a limited war chest, a meager campaign infrastructure and a history of controversial stances on social issues ( Read more... )

oh not this shit again, google, rick santorum, oh shit the internet is here

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crossfire January 5 2012, 17:03:57 UTC
Spreading Santorum is one of the few decent things Dan Savage has done.

ETA: OP is awesome for putting in those links. Also, flawless tag usage.

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kittymink January 5 2012, 20:34:55 UTC
+ >90000

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ravenalegria13 January 5 2012, 17:36:39 UTC
That definition, which can't be reprinted in its entirety here.

I just rofl'd. Also, he'll never get rid of this small problem of his.

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hammersxstrings January 5 2012, 17:55:13 UTC
no worries, Frothy, SOPA will pass soon and i'm sure that will take care of everything

/bitter

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xerox78 January 5 2012, 18:16:53 UTC
Love this article: Santorum: "I'm offended by being compared to a Republican Senator"

In a press release early this morning, Santorum, a frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex, addressed the so called “Google Problem” described by Republican Senator Rick Santorum. Speaking from his tony uptown loft, the semi-organic puddle had this to say:

“Let me plainly state that I am in no way affiliated with, or supportive of, Republican Senator Rick Santorum. It was an unfortunate coincidence that we share the same name, and the cruel and thoughtless actions of others which have now inextricably linked us have brought untold pain and suffering to me and my family. Our Santorum Family Website has been deluged by traffic seeking the Senator, and my children are accused by their classmates of thinking homosexuality is the same as bestiality.”

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___closetome January 5 2012, 18:51:00 UTC
PERFECT

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wrestlingdog January 5 2012, 19:41:50 UTC
BEAUTIFUL.

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kittymink January 5 2012, 20:35:14 UTC
:D

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sankaku_atama January 5 2012, 19:06:57 UTC
Perfect tag usage is perfect.

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