Suicidal Turkeys Taking Over America's Dinner Tables.

[evildevil]

Halal Turkey, The Other Brown Meat.

This Thanksgiving, Beware The Sharia Turkey

You may think that when you buy a Butterball turkey this Thanksgiving you’re as American as apple pie. But, you’d be wrong. In fact, you’re the victim of a “stealth halal” conspiracy.

In a column on The American Thinker, anti-Islam blogger Pamela Geller explains that halal

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[echoandsway]

One does not become a Muslim through the digestive process.

These fools can go sit down now, and just stop talking.

[kristendotcom]

My dad sent this to me via email basically saying if you buy a butterball turkey you are supporting terrorism. When I wrote back saying I need more proof than just a link to an islamophobic website he wrote back this

[evildevil]

Does that make "Hebrew National" a Jewish conspiracy to take over America?...

[kristendotcom]

But Jews are the good guys! I just wrote back saying that source is bull and he's gonna have to do better than that. I mean really. I just can't. If this is what happens when you retire I'm never doing it.

sarcasm alert

[aviv_b]

Shhhhh! Stop giving away all our sekrits! I'm going to report you to the Jewish World Domination Committee if you keep this up.

[chipuni]

[kishmet]

Wh- uh.

I almost stopped reading at the second sentence, then I did stop at the name of the blogger's website. AtlasShrugs.com <-- Any opinion shared by this person is automatically invalid to me.

It's part of the Grand Evol Plan.

[hinoema]

1. Flood the nation with Moozlim Turkey
2. Everyone eats
3. National Nappy Time
4. Invasion!!!
5. ?????
6. Profit

Re: It's part of the Grand Evol Plan.

[roseofjuly]

Honestly, this a viable plan. I fell into a deep food coma after I finished dinner, and I'm about to fall into another one because I just went back for seconds.