Birther News: Marco Rubio, a Sekret Communist Castro Agent?

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Birther Scholars Find Evidence That Brown People Cant Be Real Americans, Only White Natives Can Become President. Are Native Americans Fake Americans?

Marco Rubio, Bobby Jindal Become Focus Of Bipartisan Birthers

Last month, we made note of the fact that a schism had erupted in the wild world of Birtherism, with a breakaway faction turning their

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[romp]

Well, I'm unclear. What's an unnaturally-born citizen? Anyone born by Cesarean? Grown in a vat?

To be fair, I also don't care. This sounds like a Cold War relic to me. And, you know, the Birthers need to find a new hobby.

[jiaren_shadow]

Grown in a vat?

Dammit, I was totally hoping that Uruk-Hai would be eligible for the presidency!

[purple01_prose]

They'd make the war hawks happy.

[thepuddingcook]

SRSLY and it is in the freakin Constitution--and no mention is made of "to parents who are US citizens".

[mercystars]

What if you were torn from the thigh of Zeus?

[alicedear]

Go back to Greece and take your gyros with you. jk about the gyros.

[romp]

hee!

[freebacon]

Dionysus for President 2012

[alicedear]

Racists will never be satisfied until their authority figures are completely white. Again.

[365reasonswhy]

They still won't be satisfied until they're all men too.

[jeunelis]

what the fuck is wrong with these people?