Obama Surrenders to Our Alien Overlords. Obama was a Sekret Space Alien All Along.

[evildevil]

No, NASA Did Not Release A Study On Aliens And Global Warming

Yesterday, the UK's Guardian reported on a paper "by a Nasa-affiliated scientist and colleagues at Pennsylvania State University"

which asks whether contact with extraterrestrial intelligence "would benefit or harm humanity." Among the numerous scenarios considered, the paper stated

Comments

[lickety_split]

So would that make Obama the reapers?

[ajremix]

You mean "Reapers".

[beoweasel]

That's a serious insult to Shep. :|

[mikya]

I could almost laugh at this if I didn't find this being passed off as news (along with the slant) so utterly repugnant.

[moropus]

The real problem is, Rush and the rest of the gasbags won't do a retraction and I know plenty of people that believe every word that fat bastard says.

Besides, you have really good taste in space helmets for cats.

[homasse]

Yeah, that about sums it up right there.

[astridmyrna]

ULLA ULLA ULLA ULLA!

[erunamiryene]

... I'm of the mind that aliens are looking at Earth and humanity - and America in particular, since we seem to be the only place that aliens land, EVAR - and going OH HAAAAAALE NO KEEP DRIVING WE CAN GET GAS AT THE NEXT PLANETOID THESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY I HEAR BANJOS.

[thepikey]

If I wasn't deliriously busy (delirious, I say!) I would totally Metaquotes this.