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"Five hundred year old vampire" attacks woman

Aug 16, 2011 17:08

Texas Man Bites Woman; Claims to Be Vampire Satisfying a 'Need to Feed'
Source - ABC News & NY Daily News
By KATIE MOISSE
Aug. 16, 2011The arrest of a 19-year-old Texas man claiming to be a 500-year-old vampire from hell has raised chilling questions about pop culture's influence on human behavior ( Read more... )

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layweed August 16 2011, 23:20:42 UTC

Any vampires in Texas would be ashes by now, what with the f'ing ridiculous heat wave going on.

Also, remember that CSI episode about the werewolves and the vampires? LULZZZZZZZZ.

wumbawoman August 17 2011, 00:55:49 UTC

But it only got to 100 today!

carmy_w August 17 2011, 18:58:42 UTC

And it actually had rain clouds over the Panhandle this a.m. on the radar!
Now, whether the rain hit the ground? I don't know....

armina_skitty August 16 2011, 23:23:59 UTC

Now I'm really glad for my love of garlic.

thecityofdis August 16 2011, 23:24:45 UTC

1. i can't even with the reporting in this article.

2. i feel dirty for thinking he's kind of hot.

bmh4d0k3n August 16 2011, 23:47:47 UTC

MTE. And I mean, couldn't they have had a picture of him in his boxers?

keeperofthekeys August 17 2011, 00:26:44 UTC

..........yup.

orlandabloom August 17 2011, 00:39:02 UTC

he sorta looks like matt damon. =/

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rosicrucian August 16 2011, 23:30:12 UTC

VAMPIRES! POP CULTURE! DEGRADING MORALS! SINNING! IT'S MORAL PANIC EVERYONE.

Anyway, I was having a conversation about vampires when this popped up on my FB feed. It was sort of awkward after that.

No point in blaming "pop culture" for any of this. Psychotic episodes are as unique and various as the people currently afflicted with them. When my grandmother's tolerance for her Risperdal became too high, cooking shows would make her want to stab her husband to death. You know, mental illness, it's fun like that. But yes, clearly it's the Food Network's fault for not anticipating that. :\

bludstone August 16 2011, 23:31:00 UTC