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The Ensign Affair

May 12, 2011 19:40

Tom Coburn Helped Cover Up John Ensign Affair: Senate Ethics Report

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oh not this shit again, god damn, pwned, oklahoma, tom coburn, republican sex scandal, nevada, republicans. lol, god save us from your followers, schadenfreude, for great justice

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thechangingwind May 13 2011, 00:16:15 UTC

I don't know why I love it when Republicans who love forcing their social views on America get caught in ridiculous sex scandals.

Oh wait. I do know why. BECAUSE THEY'RE HYPOCRITES WHO LIKE CHEATING ON THEIR WIVES. I often wonder about their views on abortion and what they would do if they got one of their mistresses pregnant.

Anyway. Do I get to say "nah nah nah nah, heyyyyyy, goodbye" to Coburn, too? *crosses fingers*

rock_bottom May 13 2011, 00:20:50 UTC

cue VC Andrews' novel in 3,2,1...

thechangingwind May 13 2011, 00:23:33 UTC

LOOOOOOOOOOOL YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. You know one those paper pushers in the Senate HAS to be writing out a plotline.

flying_pandas May 13 2011, 14:21:24 UTC

when Republicans have affairs it's PATRIOTIC - what is so hard to understand about that?

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chaya May 13 2011, 00:34:08 UTC

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letsallchant May 13 2011, 01:04:51 UTC

As an Oklahoman, it would please me greatly if Coburn's career were to go down in flames.

windy_lea May 13 2011, 02:22:57 UTC

Same here. I have no fucking clue why people keep electing his ass.

bnmc2005 May 13 2011, 03:33:25 UTC

WORD Get him out.

vixerunt May 13 2011, 04:34:43 UTC

Cosigned.

thenakedcat May 13 2011, 01:36:26 UTC

Okay, first of all, this is an excellent cautionary tale about why trying to cover up your sexual misdeeds will only lead to much bigger trouble.

But second, dude, when you need your dad to bail you out to the tune of $96,000 for sticking your little senator where it shouldn't have been, you are a fucking parasite. Stop bumming off your parents, you're elected to national office, for fuck's sake.

ruby_stevens May 13 2011, 01:36:28 UTC

But same sex marriage is going to destroy the institution of marriage, and families, and children, and possibly apple pie.

bnmc2005 May 13 2011, 03:32:57 UTC

We will change apple pie into passion fruit pie.

thechangingwind May 13 2011, 16:25:58 UTC

I don't know what scares me more, the thought of passion fruit pie or the fact that there are recipes for passion fruit pie.

zendequervain May 13 2011, 18:09:23 UTC

Ooooh, I should bake a passion fruit pie. It sounds DELICIOUS.