Republican Discovers Cheat Code for Unlimited Resources!

Feb 16, 2011 22:22

Jeremiah 2:7 - I brought you into a fertile land to eat its fruit and rich produce. But you came and defiled my land and made my inheritance detestable.

GOP Lawmaker Mike Beard Claims God Will Provide Unlimited Natural Resources

Mike Beard, a Republican state representative from Minnesota, recently argued that coal mining should resume in the Land of ( Read more... )

god damn, thank you! fuck you!, environment, pollution, stupid people, god save us from your followers, minnesota, batshit

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schmanda February 17 2011, 06:46:24 UTC

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erunamiryene February 17 2011, 06:54:37 UTC
"How did Hiroshima and Nagasaki work out? We destroyed that, but here we are, 60 years later and they are tremendously effective and livable cities. Yes, it was pretty horrible. But, can we recover?" Beard asked. "Of course we can."

I LITERALLY fucking facepalmed at this.

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ruby_stevens February 17 2011, 06:58:27 UTC
So the whole thing about God telling Adam to be a steward and look after his creation was another way of saying treat the earth like an all you can eat buffet on a cruise ship and don't pick up after yourself? Okay then.

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thelilyqueen February 17 2011, 14:43:50 UTC
At least one progressive Christian writer I know of has also brought up the manna-in-the-desert thing. Since the manna would go bad if kept overnight, he looks at it as symbolic of the idea that God provides all we need, but only as long as we're not a bunch of short-sighted, greedy chuckleheads.

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etherealtsuki February 17 2011, 06:59:37 UTC
Oh, honey, no... No.

That verses about the Earth being plentiful didn't mean that you just fuck with it all willy-nilly and all's good. It will be plentiful WHEN YOU FUCKING GOOD CARE OF IT, YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

People like this are the greatest test of faith. Seriously.

I want to go to every person who voted for this dick and throw a shoe at them. Each and every one.

Also, Minny, what in the fuck were you thinking voting for these classy shits?

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thepikey February 17 2011, 07:06:57 UTC
That's just it, they weren't thinking. When you have belief, you don't need to think.

Makes everything simpler, y'know?

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...I don't even know.... free_spoons February 17 2011, 07:05:30 UTC

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