Happy Valentine’s Day, Melanie Phillips!

[paulnolan]

Comments

[ceilidh_ann]

Oh go fuck yourself you miserable bigoted hag excuse for a human being.

Seeing as it's Valentine's Day and this woman's evil, can we spam this post with deviant kissing gifs and clips?

CONSIDER IT DONE

[popehippo]

Re: CONSIDER IT DONE

[redstar826]

there is a surprising lack of gay in my photobucket collection, but here are a couple I found

[thecityofdis]

Will lead to people marrying their hamsters?

Listen, Mel, hamsters don't give anywhere near as good head as some of my exes. I don't think you have to worry.

[paulnolan]

I don't think it's their head-giving powers she's assuming people are using hamsters for...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerbilling

Wait, why is felching listed under "See also"? WTF do they have to do with each other? O_o

[redstar826]

well, it looks like I learned something new today

D: D: D:

DAMN YOU INTERNETS I WAS PERFECTLY HAPPY BEING SHELTERED AND NOT KNOWING OF THESE THINGS

[paulnolan]

You don't think it's funny the rubbish homophobes cook up to affirm their bigotry? :)

Sit Down Please

[ruby_stevens]

[chaya]

Dating someone of the same gender is admittedly very similar to having a relationship with a hamster.

In that...

...anybody?

[67]

they're both mammals?

[chaya]

They both like skritches?

(in my experience anyway)

[haruhiko]

You skritch hamsters? You must be one of dem homosect schools

[ailurus]

Why is she so threatened by this idea? IDGI.

“Before the hate mail starts, I’m not suggesting gays are on a moral par with zoophiles.”

But, Mel, you totally are. Deny it all you like.

Have you seen News Arse's take on this? I particularly enjoyed it.