MPAA to Shut Down Teh Internetz, Starting with Google!

[evildevil]

Will Google Lose Their Series of Tubes? Can John McClane Stop MPAA in Time Before they Turn Off The Internet (and our Porn)? Will The Onion Sue MPAA for Stealing Their Idea? Get your Popcorn Now!

MPAA Snags Google Downloading Torrents, Threatens to Disconnect

In recent months Google has received dozens of copyright infringement warnings from MPAA-

Comments

[ladyanneboleyn]

Dude. Google took on China. I'm pretty sure they can take you. FFS.

[homasse]

And good lord, can you imagine what 4chan would do it the MPAA did manage to get Google taken down?

What they would do to the MPAA would be the LOLpocalypse to end all LOLpocalypses.

[kyra_neko_rei]

I almost want to see that. Just to see that.

Only thing that could make it better is if some secret person amidst 4chan has a big red button on hir desk labeled "Unleash Hell" that zie can push to launch the counterattacking hordes of Anonymous.

[zendequervain]

I think I need to make a big red button that says just that, although I am not amongst the hordes of Anonymous.

...For strategic sheep purposes.

[azetburcaptain]

lol The Green Hornet, oh please.

[starryniteynite]

Heh, I almost hope they'd try, just to see the epic that would be the resulting DOS attack.

[free_spoons]

brb, going to download green hornet now just because I can. (won't watch it though, i need to watch the king's speech for the 10th or 11th time)

[rhodanum]

Oh god, the King's Speech!

I adored that film (and if Colin Firth doesn't get an Oscar, there will be hell to pay).

[bnmc2005]

That reference to John McCLane put an image of Alan Rickman in my head. Oh dear, Hans!!! Hans is back and he's going to steal the Internets!

Rickman is awesome in that role

[crossfire]

"Who said we were terrorists?" :D