putting the ONTD back in ontd_p!

[urban_stoop]

Nancy Pelosi Rejects Eric Cantor's Mating Call

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[cindel]

why would the popular girl go with the creepy nerd? Tsk

[free_spoons]

It's a Maryland thing.

[ladypolitik]

And that's when Eric Cantor stormed off to invent TheFacebook.

[alryssa]

No no he went off to invent FRIENDFACE

[erinpuff]

:D :D :D A+ reference.

[alryssa]

MOSS LOVE

I wanted to embed the video but it's disabled

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Pebihz0FJA

LMFAO ALL OVER AGAIN, THIS IS SO TOTALLY A REPUBLICAN SOCIAL NETWORKING PLATFORM I CAN'T EVEN

[mdemvizi]

Aww Nancy invited someone from my home state. I still don't like him though.

[accioceci]

Eric Cantor, I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you.

[jeppa]

Let me tell you something about Eric Cantor. We were best friends in university. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then I became Speaker of the House, and Eric was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with democrats, he'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-democrat pool party, I was like, "Eric, I can't invite you, because I think you're Republican." I mean I couldn't have a Republican at my party. There were gonna be democrats there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? He was a REPUBLICAN. So then his mom called the President and started yelling at him, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of government because no one would talk to him, and when he came back to be House Majority Leader, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he's on crack.

[doverz]

LMAO

[lizzy_someone]

*DIES*

[poetic_pixie_13]

A+++++