National Enquirer: Todd Palin x Alaska Madam- SCANDAL!

[simona_zetsubou]

The National Enquirer reported today that Todd Palin, husband of former Alaska Gov. and Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, has been engaged in an illicit affair with a massage therapist-cum-madam.
The tabloid newspaper indicated it has documentary proof that the woman in question, 36-year-old Shailey Tripp, had

Comments

[mollywobbles867]

I am a horrible person for laughing.

[escherichiacola]

I missed the "madam" part and though the title was "Todd Palin X Alaska scandal".

[simona_zetsubou]

That sounds like some really bad spoof porno- TODD DOES JUNEAU!

[layweed]

4 or 5 posts in and we've already failed at not talking about the Palins. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[ameonna]

It isn't February yet.

[lickety_split]

IDGAF, I believe everything that the National Enquirer says.

[celtic_thistle]

trololololololol

[mollywobbles867]

Your icon is mesmerizing. What is it from?

[celtic_thistle]

It's Dita von Teese!

[profbutters]

O HAI, it's her absinthe glass act! Good old Dita.