ONTDLicious Post: I Slept With Christine O'Donnell

[bluetooth16]

Comments

[sashwizzled]

When her underwear came off, I immediately noticed that the waxing trend had completely passed her by.

Obviously, that was a big turnoff, and I quickly lost interest.

Well, obviously.

:|

[fishphile]

Obviously, that was a big turnoff, and I quickly lost interest.

Yeahhhh, that's when I figured this person might be an asshole.

[jaeoji]

okay maybe I'm an asshole... but I think the hair comment is valid.

[sashwizzled]

It would have been valid if not for the ~obviously. As if being attracted to a woman who has body hair is just crazy talk.

[fishphile]

She made it seem like she'd never had sex in her life, which seemed pretty improbable for a woman her age. And she made it clear that she was planning on staying a virgin that night. But there were signs that she wasn't very experienced sexually. When her underwear came off, I immediately noticed that the waxing trend had completely passed her by.

:/ I see.

Also, I totally thought this was going to be bad fanfiction. I dunno how I feel about this. What exactly does this have to do with the election?

[fishphile]

The witch stuff was funny for a while, but this? Not so much.

Truth. And the only reason the witch stuff was funny was because she was the one who said it. It wouldn't have been funny if it was just some random charge from a disgruntled acquaintance.

[bellichka]

bluetooth16 this is a gem! Forwarding it to Cute Republican™ asap.

[bluetooth16]

I have to thank mylaptopisevil for bringing this to my attention on Twitter. BRB, POSTING TO THE MOTHERSHIP!

[cindel]

This guy needs more people.

[kewljules00799]

OHHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.