O'Donnell Still a Mystery to Voters Despite Fame

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Senate hopeful Christine O'Donnell has a simple message in her campaign ads - "I'm you."

With three weeks to the election, many Delaware voters have their doubts.

Comments

[apocalypsos]

I love it when she said, "I'm you," because all I could think was, "Oh, honey, if you were a porn-writing socialist atheist with clinical depression, the occasional bisexual leaning, and a pentagram tattoo on one shoulder, I'm pretty sure you'd lose all the voters you have."

[mindrtist]

I was watching a show on Bravo where the host is a gay Jewish guy. He said, well, it seems Christine that you are a gay Jewish guy, good luck with that.

[everythingonit]

I wish people would do response commercials to this woman!

[mindrtist]

Maybe because it's too hard to discern satire from reality here, lol.

[everythingonit]

WELL IF SHE"S ME, THEN I DON'T NEED TO KNOW ANYTHING. RIGHT?

She seems to have been continuously running for office for the money.

[apocalypsos]

She can't possibly be me, as when I tell people where I went to college, I'm not lying.

[everythingonit]

SHE'S A DOPPLEGANGER

[apocalypsos]

SHE'S MY EVIL TWIN. D:

THE ONE THING SHE ACTUALLY DOES WELL IS HIDING THE POINTY GOATEE.

[chaya]

she has classified information indicating that China is plotting to take over the United States.

Lol I can totally believe someone would have entrusted her with *~*~sekrit international documents~*~*.

[antiotter]

She's never held a government job, held elected office, served in the military, or worked for a private defense contractor that handles sensitive information.

Last time I checked, the Defense Intelligence Agency doesn't hand out security clearances to sporadically employed anti-masturbation activists.

[chaya]

THAT, SIR, IS WHERE YOU ARE WRONG.

[bbblakey]

Can't be; her beard is nowhere near as good as mine.

[suthrncan]

She should bail out of politics and consider a career in voiceovers and audio books. She has a lovely speaking voice. At least the nonsense that is coming out of her mouth sounds nice!