EPA Study: Rivers Shouldn't Smell Like Shit

[maynardsong]

WASHINGTON-A study released Monday by the Environmental Protection Agency concluded that rivers should never smell like shit, noting that when naturally occurring waterways do reek of fecal matter there is "more than likely something wrong with them." "Starting from the base definition that a river is a free-flowing body of fresh water, we

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[kcountess]

Confession: I was thinking "well, no shit" until I got to the part of the article where the supposed representative started saying "shit" and then I was all, "oh, this is from the Onion, isn't it?" *checks* "Yup."

I should really remember to glance at the source before reading on here. ;)

[_nigella_]

I'm really only here for your icon OP, I don't think I will ever get over the cuteness that was Agnes.