I'm rushing out the door but three things: a)The front cover is already doing the rounds on Twitter, thank GOD. The more people that see this fuckery, the better. b)I forgot it's Jeremy Vine time on radio 2, and accidentally turned on to hear him say, "Can you tell if someone's gay?". I switched off pretty fucking quickly. c)Philip Davis is my MP. I'm sorry. I'm so so sorry. I tried, you guys, really.
Just kidding. The red hot lesbian action you're likely to see on a Desmond porn channel is probably faked for a male audience...
yeah, 'lesbian' porn for men is, in my experience, pretty awful
What does Philip Davies think about the dangers of people who fake being a lesbian for the benefit of a cash-paying audience? Isn't he outraged or maybe even just a little bit concerned about this obvious fraud?
no, silly! that's for the benefit of straight men, which makes it totally okay!
Oh yeah. It is. Plus the bad makeup/dialogue, the embarrassing cunnilingus scenes (imagine a straight guy who is terrified of anuses rimming another straight guy who hates being rimmed), the "We're scissoring!" scenes with a double ended jelly rubber dildo...I just. :C
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a)The front cover is already doing the rounds on Twitter, thank GOD. The more people that see this fuckery, the better.
b)I forgot it's Jeremy Vine time on radio 2, and accidentally turned on to hear him say, "Can you tell if someone's gay?". I switched off pretty fucking quickly.
c)Philip Davis is my MP. I'm sorry. I'm so so sorry. I tried, you guys, really.
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Just kidding. The red hot lesbian action you're likely to see on a Desmond porn channel is probably faked for a male audience...
yeah, 'lesbian' porn for men is, in my experience, pretty awful
What does Philip Davies think about the dangers of people who fake being a lesbian for the benefit of a cash-paying audience? Isn't he outraged or maybe even just a little bit concerned about this obvious fraud?
no, silly! that's for the benefit of straight men, which makes it totally okay!
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and the jelly dongs. why god
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