Short, Tense Deliberation, Then a General Is Gone

[ubiquitous_a]

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[merig00]

Yeah and MoveOn.org had to scramble really fast and remove their infamous critique of Petraeus from their website.

[yunghustlaz]

THE ONLY SACRIFICES THAT PETRAEUS HAS TO MAKE ARE BLOOD SACRIFICES TO THE IMPERIALIST WAR-GODS EXALTED UPON HIGH THAT GRANTED UPON HIM HIS AEONS, THE DIVINE TITLE OF MASTER PARACHUTIST, GRAND PRIEST OF THE BONE THRONE. QUITE THANKFULLY, THE BLIGHTED TERRAIN OF AFGHANISTAN SHALL MAKE AN EASY HUNTING GROUND FOR HIS VORACIOUS NEEDS. SEND FORTH THE PREDATOR DRONES, AND RETURN WITH THE FLESH OF CIVILIANS FOR THE OFFERING. HE SHALL COMB THE LAND UNTIL THE LAST MAN IS GROUND BETWEEN HIS TEETH, SMASHED GUTS IN HIS GUMS.

THOSE THAT PROTEST SHALL HAVE THEIR SKULLS CRUSHED IN BY HIS MACE. HIS DARK LORDSHIP COMMANDER IN CHIEF OBAMA DEMANDS ABSOLUTE FEALTY FROM HIS MINIONS. HAIL BE TO REAGAN.

[ubiquitous_a]

Sweetie, I think you need to go put your head down for a few minutes. ;p

[sanglupa]

I just kind of read this in awe, staring at the screen, then started giggling maniacally.
If I get locked up in the nut ward again, it's your fault.

[whynotplay]

i'm laughing so hard oh my god

[haruhiko]

Mr. Obama delivered a tongue-lashing

*__________*

[pennieblack]

LMFAO

[mouseling]

lololol

[ladypolitik]

[gothic_oreo]

Waiting for the parallels to be drawn to Truman sacking MacArthur.

[baked_goldfish]

lol where have you been? Those started on Tuesday, and were joined by parallels being drawn to Lincoln sacking McClellan.

[joyeo]

Your icon is super awesome :)

[ubiquitous_a]

Heh, thanks! The macro had been out there for awhile, but I became desperate for an icon, so I finally broke down and made one for myself. :)