Note to self: customers not dying = good.

[popehippo]

Brothel owners in the Lugano area say electric shock treatment to restart customer's hearts is needed because so many elderly customers are using their services.The most recent victim was a pensioner, thought to be having fun with the help of anti-impotence medication

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[twirlintwisting]

Oh wow.

[jettakd]

This shouldn't make me lawl, but omg I am. So hard.