Rick Davis from McCain Campaign Releases Mature Memo

Jul 30, 2008 19:06

Here's a snippet:

"Only a celebrity of Barack Obama's magnitude could attract 200,000 fans in Berlin who gathered for the mere opportunity to be in his presence. These are not supporters or even voters, but fans fawning over The One. Only celebrities like Barack Obama go to the gym three times a day, demand "MET-RX chocolate roasted-peanut protein ( Read more... )

rick davis, john mccain

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the_fragile07 July 31 2008, 00:35:07 UTC
hey McCain, I can be just as snarky as you.

only candidates like John McCain divorce their faithful wives who have grown too fat and old, just to marry younger beer heiresses.

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letherselfgo July 31 2008, 01:21:26 UTC
i know, not only is she an heiress, she's a beer heiress.

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letherselfgo July 31 2008, 01:21:52 UTC
that somehow makes her more lite and bland to me.

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terriblebritny July 31 2008, 00:42:21 UTC
I like arugula. :( I guess cooking as a hobby is unacceptable. Maybe I should take up hunting.

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rex_dart July 31 2008, 04:58:11 UTC
ORGANIC TEA?

FUCK.

I DON'T CARE IF THAT SHIT IS DELICIOUS.

THIS IS TOO FAR.

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artchess July 31 2008, 05:56:33 UTC
lmao!

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tinbird July 31 2008, 06:27:06 UTC
When will they realize that the Grumpy Old Man constituency isn't enough to win them a presidency?!

I'm thinking the dude who wrote this shit is so fired...

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