POPE USES AMUSING-HAT-BEGOTTEN AUTHORITY TO BESEECH IMMEDIATE HOSTILITIES IN YE HOLY LANDS

[rex_dart]

[I love our Kennedy post, and I think we can go ~even farther~]

Comments

[aella_irene]

Ridiculous! For letters from my brother in far Byzantium say that the Emperor wants not an army, but a few mercenaries! (He went over with the Flemish Count's men, and has forsaken us, preferring Loose Women. My mother fears he has become too fond of Eunuchs.)

[rex_dart]

Yes, but surely what the Emperor desires will be forthright forgotten when all the warriors of Europe hear of blood for forgiveness.

Though I would be interested in seeing some of these eunuchs you speak of.

[aella_irene]

*whispers* It is said that the Emperor fears so much for the honour of his women, that none may attend them but women and eunuchs!

[rex_dart]

Nothing but women and eunuchs sounds like my kind of lifestyle~

[awesomesquared]

As a Seraghina (Italian witch), I am grossly offended. Where my pagans at?!

[awesomesquared]

HAI GURL HAI, MERRY MEET AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF

[rex_dart]

And where will we find the numbers for this indefinite occupation of the Holy Land when all of our men have mortgaged their lands and gone to defend Jerusalem? The price of this endeavor will be our own ruin.

[free_spoons]

I don't know where this "Europe" is, but those damn Navajo come over here, we might have our own war >:( This pueblo is mine damn it.

[yunghustlaz]

As a Cathar, I'm pretty excited to be imprisoned and murdered in the name of the demiurge. Totally flippin sweet.

[just_smiling]

I be-eth excited as well.

[yunghustlaz]

Let us celebrate by refusing to have babies or swear oaths!