Stern Obama confronts Israeli, Palestinian leaders

[doop]

Comments

[warmsound]

NGL, the first thing that popped into my head when I read the title of this post was this gif:

[popehippo]

Israel: But-but-but he touched me first!
Palestine: DID NOT.
Israel: DID TOO.
Palestine: DID NOT-
Obama: THAT'S IT. >:( No stopping by Wendy's on the way home.
I & P: AWWWWWWWWWWW. D8

[warmsound]

Obama: "Time outs! Both of you. When we get home, you're both going to go stand in a corner."
I & P: "BUT BUT--"
Obama: "No buts. You'll each go to your time out corners and you're going to stand there and think about what you've done. And I don't want to hear ONE WORD from either of you until you understand why you did it and why it was wrong. I have had it up to -here- with you two."
I & P: :'((((((((((
Obama: *grumbling* "Giving me a damn headache. Nonsense. Shenanigans and nonsense. Can't get any peace around here. Goddamn kids..."

[sky_magenta]

WIN +

[cookiesauce]

win times a thousand

[haruhiko]

How fucking hard is it for Isr to stop building fucking settlements for even a short period of time to at least get the ball rolling? JFC.

[timeasmymeasure]

Obama: Do it. Shake hands.
Israel: But they-
Obama: Shake. Hands.
Palestine: I don-
Obama: SHAKE. HANDS.
Israel & Palestine: B-but I-
Obama: SHAKE HANDS OR I'LL BOMB YOU BOTH.
Israel & Palestine: But-
Obama: Hiroshima & Nagasaki.
Israel & Palestine: *pout* Fine. We don't like it though.
Obama: I don't give a shit what you like. You'll shake and you'll smile doing it. Got it?
Israel & Palestine: *moar pouts*

I can't lie... I'm this much of a geek

[bnmc2005]

The Harry Potter nerd in me envisions Severus Snape and Sirius Black being forced to shake hands in Dumbledore's office at the end of GOF.

Re: I can't lie... I'm this much of a geek

[cookiesauce]

lol now we have a permanent obama!dumbledore