Media begins to panic that swine flu might not be global pandemic

[monkey_kong]

LONDON. As billions of people continue to remain healthy, media organizations say they have grave concerns that the current outbreak of swine flu might not evolve into a global pandemic. "This is a doomsday scenario for us," said a media spokesman. "We've invested hundreds of millions in pandemic scare-mongering, and we really need this one to pay

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[rii_namuras]

:D

[jaded110]

XD

[lisaee]

:D

I'm sure the media will continue to panic into next year at least, tbh, just from judging the tabloid's reactions.

[mindrtist]

well they're lucky it'll probably lay dormant during the summer and come back around Oct or whenever flu season starts for real. they'll be OK!

LMAO

[danyjoncew]

AHAHAHAHA, I LOVE this. I think the hype over the swine flu got old a week ago, thank you very much (though I obviously feel bad for those who actually caught it and died).

I really don't have hopes for the mainstream media anymore, too fucked up. I don't get how people go to uni, get their degree and then proceed to write shitty sensationalist stuff that any 13 year old could write.

Re: LMAO

[monkey_kong]

Obviously it's horrible that people have died from it, but not that many. More people have died from the regular flu.

Re: LMAO

[danyjoncew]

Yup. I don't wanna be like "whatever, bitches" and disrespect the victims, their deaths are obviously unfortunate. But enough is enough... I'm pretty sure more people in the world will die for smoking and eating too much fat today alone.

[orbitaldiamonds]

WIN. XD