Does Snuffleupagus really exist? They went extinct, we killed them all to make fur coats.
Are Ernie and Bert just friends? I am sorry to say but they are not gay, they are pretending to be gay so Bert can be covered under Ernie's health insurance as a couple to treat him for his cancer.
Is the Count a vampire? He is actually a senile old man who used to be a banker until he went broke, as a result of a mental breakdown he thinks he is a count and a vampire. No one has the heart to tell him the truth.
Does Mr. Noodle know how to talk? Disability Fraud... the less is said, the better.
What happened to Big Bird’s parents? A terrible misunderstanding when they visited a KFC, they tasted delicious. Top Secret. Classified. Dont ask questions.
And: Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street? NO.
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They went extinct, we killed them all to make fur coats.
Are Ernie and Bert just friends?
I am sorry to say but they are not gay, they are pretending to be gay so Bert can be covered under Ernie's health insurance as a couple to treat him for his cancer.
Is the Count a vampire?
He is actually a senile old man who used to be a banker until he went broke, as a result of a mental breakdown he thinks he is a count and a vampire. No one has the heart to tell him the truth.
Does Mr. Noodle know how to talk?
Disability Fraud... the less is said, the better.
What happened to Big Bird’s parents?
A terrible misunderstanding when they visited a KFC, they tasted delicious. Top Secret. Classified. Dont ask questions.
And: Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
NO.
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