We had a very active Thanksgiving weekend!! Had turkey with my in-laws on Thursday and then on Friday, we went with my sister to the museum of art. I had never been there before and I loved it. So much to see in there! Yesterday, we hosted our friends and family for turkey part two. All went well and I'm so happy they could come to our house and have fun. Today, I was just so tired that I did nothing and slept.
Goody, a free-for-all! Now I can rant about Domino's Pizza's dumb commercials shilling their new salads. Have you seen them? Apparently, there's an epidemic of women and girls around the country vetoing their families' pizza dinner plans by forcing them to eat salads. In sweeps Domino's with their new salads so that the picky womenfolk can eat their rabbit food while the men and children chow down on pizza!
I mean, seriously. "No, you can't eat pizza, because I want a salad" is apparently a thing in the fevered brains of ad executives, but I've never actually seen it happen in real life. And of course it's women spoiling the fun, because that's what we do. We're fun spoilers. Who eat only salads so we can keep our girlish figures and attract men. And we like it!
That's everywhere though. Standup comics do that, they're always talking about women asking men what they're thinking all the time, and they talk about how women always ask, "Does this make me look fat?" and all this other stuff, and I'm like, "Who the fuck do you know outside sitcoms???"
THANK YOU!!! I hate it so much. I scarf down pizza cause its fucking good. Yeah I love salad but when it comes to ordering pizza, I'm all in. Sometimes, I have both.
Last weekend a friend and I got together, taped some (very unflattering) pictures of Donald Trump's face to pumpkins, and smashed the shit out of them with a hammer and baseball bat. Here are some pictures.
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Seems like the 20th century is fading away.
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In addition to winning the Electoral College in a landslide, I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally
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I mean, seriously. "No, you can't eat pizza, because I want a salad" is apparently a thing in the fevered brains of ad executives, but I've never actually seen it happen in real life. And of course it's women spoiling the fun, because that's what we do. We're fun spoilers. Who eat only salads so we can keep our girlish figures and attract men. And we like it!
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Have you seen this story about a guy putting Trump's picture on dog poo? He used that same picture on at least one of them:
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