Creationist Group Wants You To Tell Trick-Or-Treaters They’re Going To Hell

Oct 04, 2016 13:36


These fake $1 million bills warn of all the different things that could send you to Hell -and one evangelical group wants you to give them out to trick-or-treaters on Halloween.

Anti- Halloweencreationists have some ideas about the holiday that could turn your home into the least popular trick-or-treat stop in the neighborhood.

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kate_mct October 4 2016, 18:59:16 UTC
Anyone who does this deserves to have their house egged. What a shitty thing to do! If you don't agree with Halloween, then don't participate, don't be an asshole to kids trying to have some fun.

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mercystars October 4 2016, 19:07:36 UTC
LOL there was a guy in my neighborhood who gave out Chick Tracts every year, and every year his house would be egged, TP-ed, and dog shitted into oblivion. He never learned.

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amw October 4 2016, 21:27:00 UTC
I'm sorry, but no one deserves to get their house egged. Especially not people exercising their right to freedom of speech in their own homes. I am not religious at all, and I think it's rather mean-spirited to try to undermine a tradition that lots of American kids love, but advocating vigilantism against evangelists - on their own property, no less - is pretty chilling to me.

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mercystars October 4 2016, 21:29:24 UTC
I don't think you meant to reply to me.

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invisiblegirlx October 4 2016, 19:46:04 UTC

well eggs and tp will be in short supply in neighborhoods where people do this

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screw_reality October 4 2016, 20:07:20 UTC
Between this and "Hell Houses," I'm gonna need Fundies to fuck off from my favorite holiday. You guys have Christmas to ruin.

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scolaro October 4 2016, 21:09:08 UTC
“Have you ever lied, stolen or used God’s name in vain?” reads part of a fake bill with Noah’s Ark on the front.
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And if you’ve broken any of these rules, you’re doomed: “The penalty of sin is death and eternity in hell.”

Interesting. Doesn't that mean that by their own logic, EVERYONE INCLUDING THEMSELVES will go to hell?

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scolaro October 6 2016, 18:21:02 UTC
The forgiveness card, of course! What a handy thing to have!
In that case I'd teach my hypothetical children that hell is a wonderful warm, cosy place full of interesting people (as opposed to heaven where only the boring ones go) and that they should hope to end up there when they die...

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mhfromnh October 4 2016, 22:43:12 UTC
I got one of those fake 5 million dollar bills from a customer. douchebag pretty much insisted, even tho I told him cashiers do not receive tips.
my mother fed and clothed us with her tip money. if you give those to your server, you better not be planning on coming back, cause you're getting the dick dip in your food.

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