he is.. the most interesting tortoise in the world

Sep 19, 2016 16:15

Sexploits of Diego the Tortoise save Galapagos species

PUERTO AYORA (ECUADOR) (AFP) -


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you stay classy, science, sex, shit just got real, why was this approved

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eveofrevolution September 19 2016, 20:20:41 UTC
blackjedii September 19 2016, 20:27:58 UTC
i didn't find a nature tag

i don't think we have a nature tag

also i was this close to posting the youtube video of a turtle's torrid love affair with some guy's shoe. but i didn't

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4o5pastmidnight September 19 2016, 21:04:29 UTC
I'm not even kidding, I was at this aquarium that had a huge tortoise, and I went to rub his chin and he made a noise pretty similar to the one the turtle makes in the aforementioned video. I asked the keeper about it and imitated the noise and he said "... he's never made that sound around me before." We all had a good laugh about it and it still tickles me that I apparently aroused a gigantic tortoise.

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wordsmsdnua September 19 2016, 21:04:49 UTC
>youtube video of a turtle's torrid love affair with some guy's shoe

Diego blind?

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jeeelim5 September 20 2016, 00:32:21 UTC

Never knew I'd congratulate anything for its sexual prowess but good for him, I guess? Lol

Kinda makes me rethink my interactions with the tortoises in Mauritius. Especially the one that kept inching towards me whenever I got close.

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arisma September 20 2016, 00:54:00 UTC
Tortoises and turtles are so amaze. This pleases me.

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moonshaz September 20 2016, 01:00:26 UTC
GO DIEGO GO!

Deep inside the jungle where nature's running wild
Coming to the rescue is a very special... tortoise....

Sorry, I couldn't resist. I'll see myself out now.

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checkerdandy September 20 2016, 01:03:01 UTC
I love tortoises so much! Good job, Diego!

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