I have been watching this garbage all week but I won lottery tickets to Cabaret tonight so I'll have to miss Trump's speech. Ain't that a shame?
It truly pissed me off that the media will be reporting that tonight went "well" for Trump as long as no one fucks up too badly. Since when does "not fucking up" constitute doing well? Oh right, when there have been multiple large fuck-ups every other day of your party's convention.
Ugh, this delegate at the RNC talking about how she could get behind Trump now that he laid out a specific economic plan. Like... literally what. What specifics? There have been ZERO specifics.
part of me wants to watch this shit show but the rest can't get drunk enough to make it palatable bc i'm signing the lease on my apartment tomorrow morning. no showing up hungover with the new landlord.
TAKE A SIP WHEN: 1) America is Teh Greatest!! 2) Benghazi 3) Someone highlights their flag pin 4) Obama ruined everything 5) Democrats ruined everything 6) The speaker contradicts themselves within ten minutes 7) Trump contradicts himself within one minute 8) Trump - and by the way Trump loves this guy - loves this guy - and by the way they love Trump - and by the way 9) Mexicans 10) Muslins 11) Totally awkward music choice 12) A speaker doesn't mention Trump once 13) Awkward dancing by awkward people who haven't been to an actual dance in their lives outside of line dancing 14) Eye-ran. Eye-ran so far away. 15) RUSSIA!! 16) Hillary's gonna ruin everything!!!
Go through a 12 pack if you see: 12) Someone with a skin color darker than peach
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It truly pissed me off that the media will be reporting that tonight went "well" for Trump as long as no one fucks up too badly. Since when does "not fucking up" constitute doing well? Oh right, when there have been multiple large fuck-ups every other day of your party's convention.
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1) America is Teh Greatest!!
2) Benghazi
3) Someone highlights their flag pin
4) Obama ruined everything
5) Democrats ruined everything
6) The speaker contradicts themselves within ten minutes
7) Trump contradicts himself within one minute
8) Trump - and by the way Trump loves this guy - loves this guy - and by the way they love Trump - and by the way
9) Mexicans
10) Muslins
11) Totally awkward music choice
12) A speaker doesn't mention Trump once
13) Awkward dancing by awkward people who haven't been to an actual dance in their lives outside of line dancing
14) Eye-ran. Eye-ran so far away.
15) RUSSIA!!
16) Hillary's gonna ruin everything!!!
Go through a 12 pack if you see:
12) Someone with a skin color darker than peach
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