Co-creater of Cards Against Humanity Sends 55 Gallons of Lube to Oregan Milita Group

Jan 16, 2016 10:52

After pranksters sent the militia group occupying an Oregon federal bird sanctuary boxes of sex toys, the founder of Cards Against Humanity joined in on the fun by mailing the anti-government zealots a 55-gallon drum of personal lubricant.


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lulz, irl troll, oh shit the internet is here, this is gonna be good, oregon

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silver_apples January 16 2016, 23:32:58 UTC
It annoys me that they can receive deliveries at all. As near as I can tell, the FBI has decided that this group isn't worth the trouble of road blocks. When this started, mail delivery in the area was stopped to protect federal employees. I haven't been able to find out if it's still stopped or who's making the deliveries to the refuge.

Their list of requested donations is amusing though. Apparently these people don't know how to pack for extended stays in cold, snowy places.

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shadwing January 16 2016, 23:46:14 UTC
I'm hoping the reason for lack of response from the FBI is less "Oh these guys are not dangerous" and more "These guys are loony toons lets not give them any more attention than necessary." I have no doubt that the FBI knows what's going on there, they are just not making a show of it, it's highly possible that all the stuff is inspected before its delivered.

I think its obvious they were expecting a Waco/Ruby Ridge reaction, they wanted the road blocks and the media attention ect, and the FBI is no giving it to them.

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amyura January 17 2016, 04:40:51 UTC
Still, it's really annoyingly ironic that these whackadoos will accept deliveries from the postal service while they're pretty much protesting the very existence of the federal government.

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oakmouse January 17 2016, 04:49:05 UTC
I think the FBI is giving the militia types enough rope to hang themselves, and deliberately depriving them of the shoot-out they so clearly wanted. Although that could still happen if the wind changes direction the wrong way. I mean, these guys basically want to start the second civil war, and they could still decide to do something violent that they think will achieve that end.

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tadpool January 16 2016, 23:45:09 UTC
lmao, bless.

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joyfulljunebugg January 17 2016, 03:10:20 UTC
Where did you get your icon?

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tadpool January 17 2016, 03:23:32 UTC
made it myself.

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joyfulljunebugg January 17 2016, 04:09:34 UTC
Super Cute =)

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Love the public shaming of these penis challenged idiots pfeifferpack January 17 2016, 04:07:50 UTC
Seeing all the clever things people are sending makes me smile. I think it is a better way to handle this situation than to turn them into martyrs for the right wing like Waco and Ruby Ridge did. Just let them stay there and make idiots of themselves and let the US public continue to shame them and they'll eventually just go home.

I thought a good thing to send in response to their pleas for food would be baby food and/or baby diapers.

If the government does what they legally can (and in some people's minds should) do and confront these guys it will give them what they want. Legitimacy, attention and status in the narrow world they live in.

Good on the ones sending lube and dildo's though. Clever.

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shortsweetcynic January 17 2016, 07:58:55 UTC
a friend of mine posted something about this on facebook last night and i loved the way he put it: "not the hero the militia needs right now, but the hero that they deserve."

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screamingintune January 18 2016, 13:37:02 UTC
lmfao this whole article

I lost it at "this one is really funny, it's a bag of dicks"

edit: also I want this guy's star trek hoodie

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