Comments | ontd_political: There is a lizard sex satellite floating in space and Russia no longer has it under control

lafinjack in ontd_political

There is a lizard sex satellite floating in space and Russia no longer has it under control

Jul 27, 2014 17:09

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hikerpoet July 28 2014, 00:17:27 UTC

It appears they found it!
http://gizmodo.com/a-russian-lizard-sex-satellite-is-out-of-control-in-orb-1610841245/1611687140/+ericlimer

blackjedii July 28 2014, 00:30:03 UTC

oshit yall

what happens when they crash land on another planet continue to have sex and populate gain super-intelligence

and then one day come back to conquer earth

and we are all ruled by horny lizard-people because Russia

evilnel July 28 2014, 02:14:13 UTC

I'm really glad I wasn't the only one that came up with this scenario. Except in mine, they learn to take over their own satellite and eventually pilot back to earth for VENGEANCE!!!

scolaro July 28 2014, 05:15:59 UTC

I bet everyone who's ever seen a SF movie immediately jumped to a similar conclusion. Russia will be Earth's downfall. /o\

lafinjack July 28 2014, 05:35:32 UTC

Sort of the same thing happens with Russian lobsters in autopope's Accelerando.

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golden_bastet July 28 2014, 02:57:40 UTC

Oh, this can't end well...

policraticus July 28 2014, 04:47:27 UTC

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erasethisworld July 28 2014, 10:35:51 UTC

I really can't science because I don't understand what this experiment hopes to achieve.

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jocelyncs July 28 2014, 14:36:46 UTC

Yep, it's scientist-ese for, "Dude, hold my beer and watch this !"