BREAKING: It's a boy!

[sio]

Kate Middleton's baby is finally here! Buckingham Palace confirms that the Duchess of Cambridge has given birth to a baby boy, the first child for her and Prince William

Comments

[suwiel]

So Fucking sick of hearing about this baby. That woman was pregnant forever! And I swear they made the announcement earlier than December, but clearly I'm insane.

[rex_dart]

[chaya]

lol, perf response is perf

[paksenarrion2]

That is me, right now. Except for the lack of facial hair and a penis. or at least I presume this person has a penis.

[redstar826]

so now begins the epic battle on my facebook between the people who reallyyyy care about this and the people who will have to tell everyone how much they really don't care about this

[sio]

same here. i saw three different friends make a point of complaining how much time they wasted scrolling through "Kate's in labor!" announcements and how they don't care. i wanted to comment and say "if you don't care, why are you posting about it?" LOL

[evil_laugher]

lol seriously. Happens like clockwork every time there's something like this.

[cozmic_oceanz]

Great job kate.
now people should start focusing on the porn ban and getting mad about it.

[the_physicist]

If you make a new post... we probably shouldn't derail a baby topic with porn. XD

[cozmic_oceanz]

lol trueeeee woooppppps. seriously though, this hasn't even been posted in ontd_p has it? Maybe I will, curious about ya'll's reaction.

[the_physicist]

i just scrolled down in this thread and it's already been derailed with porn. actually it makes me think that if you do post one, that i won't touch it with a barge pole, it'll be too triggery.

[gambitia]

Now I want them to announce that the baby's name is Jordan or something suitably unisex and they'll be raising the baby gender-neutral.

That at least might warrant the attention this baby has gotten pre-birth.