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Jul 05, 2013 11:01

Ted Nugent: I might run for president in 2016
“Things are just so wrong in the country now,” he says. “And I know that my answers would make things wonderful"

Happy 4th of July, America - Ted Nugent might be running for president.

Yes, the conservative rocker who’s wango tango for gun rights is actively considering a bid for the White House in 2016 ( Read more... )

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shortsweetcynic July 5 2013, 16:40:22 UTC
the idea of this fucking wingnut within any distance of the presidency is terrifying.

that said...oh, the entertainment.

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nitasee July 5 2013, 18:15:56 UTC
Oh, surely he can't win. His language alone will horrify all the religious conservatives. They'll be comedy gold when it comes around to discussing how he evaded the draft.

I imagine the writers at the Daily Show would have a field day.

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shoujokakumei July 5 2013, 16:50:25 UTC
What's with the random crack at Illinois? What did they do right to make this assbasket place them on the same level as Canada? :x

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bushy_brow July 5 2013, 17:06:02 UTC
The POTUS's home state would be my guess.

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moonshaz July 5 2013, 20:41:57 UTC
I came here to post that question myself! Like, wtf, Teddyboy, what did the Land of Lincoln ever do to YOU?

But I didn't think about it being Obama's home state. (Since I live here, Obama is just not the first thing that comes to mind when someone says "Illinois," lol.) Now that you pointed that out, though, yeah, that's probably it!

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shoujokakumei July 6 2013, 01:35:26 UTC
Ah, that's probably it. I'm pretty surprised he didn't go for either California (as already mentioned) or New England though. After all, the coasts are where the ~librul elite~ rule the media from. >.>

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matryoshka July 5 2013, 16:53:34 UTC
At first I was horrified by the mere prospect... but after I thought about it a little, I decided that the Nuge running for president would be the perfect way to showcase the inevitable collapse of the GOP. So I hope he goes for it.

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moonshaz July 6 2013, 09:59:02 UTC
It really does look like that's the way things are heading.

Personally, I will laugh my ass off at Ted N. if he runs for POTUS. The whole idea is so ludicrous and he's BOUND to make a complete fool of himself--it's going to be a hilarious spectacle IF he does make a try for it.

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nitasee July 5 2013, 18:07:34 UTC
MTE

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tadashee July 5 2013, 17:08:34 UTC
If he gets elected I'm going to be dead or in prison...... Oh wait.

Ugh. Go home. I wish he and the other conservatives would have kept their promises.... Obama won and now you need to leave america.

Kind of OT but my congressman ( Steve stockman) was the one that took him to the SOTU. I wrote/called a million times about the VAWA last winter, ad he replied 3 months later saying something about guns. I was sort of put off that he used the word slapped to talk about it too.

He is so embarrassing.

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layweed July 5 2013, 17:09:31 UTC
Yeah there are a lot of things wrong with the country today but look in the mirror teddy, you're one of em.

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