Ricin Suspect Described as Conspiracist, Elvis Impersonator

[angelus7988]

Ricin Suspect Described As Conspiracist, Elvis Impersonator

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[underlankers]

It's sad when a story that sounds like it belongs in Weekly World News ends up like this. >.<

[blondebeaker]

I was almost expecting a blurb that Bat Boy helped authorities find the suspect.

[kittenmommy]

I feel terrible for LOL'ing at this.

[homasse]

Ohhhhhhkay then.

[rex_dart]

Curtis does impersonations of '70 of the biggest names in music history,'

He has also posted a certificate that purports to show he's a member of Mensa, the high-IQ society.

His messages include claims that "he is on the front lines of a hidden war against the mafia and a black market organs harvesting scheme,"

This guy is a perfect storm of ridiculousness.

And actually kind of how I picture every member of ~Mensa~.

[rex_dart]

I've always thought that if you have to join a club to try to prove to others how smart you are, you aren't really that smart at all so tbh when someone says they're a member of Mensa I automatically assume they're a) not that bright and b) very fragile.

[little_rachael]

Of course he would be a fucking conspiracy theorist. Of course.

[tabaqui]

Reading about this guy on Huffingtonpost, a bunch of comments were at pains to point out that he says he's a 'Democrat!!' on his FB page.

Like that somehow proves something.