The Texas Republican got very creative -- and very offensive -- in recent remarks against gun control
Texas Republican Rep. Louie Gohmert started to answer a question about a ban on high-capacity magazines during a Tea Party conference call this week, but ended up talking about - wait for it - bestiality.
Here’s what Gohmert had to say about his
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But, hey, I'm willing to run with the gay marriage = guns comparison. I have a solution to both problems: Nobody can have any guns, period, and nobody can get married, period. Owning guns leads to owning assault rifles which probably leads to WWIII, and cishet marriage leads to queer marriage which apparently leads to bestiality and giant grasshoppers. Let's just nip this in the bud and completely ban both, and then, while we're not busy wondering whether our six year olds need backpacks made out of armour, we can push through some social/immigration/healthcare reforms that don't suck and will finally actually solve the problems that marriage has been acting as a bandaid for. Oh, and while that's happening, you can have consensual sex with whomever ( ... )
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(Edit to add: I am also willing to jump on your no-guns-or-marriage bandwagon, btw).
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Well, ducks are pretty kinky to begin with.
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Peasant: If... she... weighs... the same as a duck... she's made of wood?
Bedevere: And therefore...?
(Beat)
Another Peasant: ... a witch!
Crowd: A witch! A witch! A witch!!
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
^that above makes more sense than Gohmert's argument. And that's saying something.
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