Paul Ryan: All Pumped Up For His Closeup

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Comments

[bacchae23]

These are the douches at the gym who just beg for a kick to the scrotum. "Hey, bro! Watch me grunt obnoxiously while I'm lifting these weights n'shit and drop them and them strut in front of the mirror. I'm so ripped, bro! All I eat are protein shakes with GABBA but all the bitches love that shit." etc etc.

[baked_goldfish]

Pretty much.

[sihaya09]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[goldengal1193]

He's requesting to be called "Mr. Ryan", instead of "Congressman Ryan" tonight.

Lmaoooo.

[nikoel]

So we forget that he's part of the problem?

[crossfire]

MY EYES MY EYES OH DEAR GOD MY EYES

[redstar826]

do people who are attracted to men actually find this guy attractive? I'm such a lesbian that this confuses me greatly.

[baked_goldfish]

He's got an ugly face and a creepy overly-cut body. As someone who appreciates a wide variety of men's bodies, I just can't see what's attractive in Ryan - even if you ignore his politics, I just don't see it.

[estella7]

I love men--Paul Ryan is gross. Eddie Munster gross.

[emofordino]

he's eddie munster and will shuester's love child, i swear.