Canada tightens boarder control in case Romney wins

[theartistprince]

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[sophiaserpentia]

"Not the Onion," but Borowitz Report is a spoof site (actually a spoof news column).

[beemo]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_nationality_law#Canadian_citizenship_by_descent

[hamiltonia]

Even though this is just a joke, it really made my evening.

[makemerun]

LOLing at these comments.

Is the Borowitz Report really that unknown? I usually prefer it to the Onion, tbh.

[hinoema]

Canada announced today that it was tightening security along its border with the United States amid concerns that there could be a mass migration of illegal Americans after Tuesday, November 6th.

NGL, when I read the headline my first thought was to prevent a mass exodus of US citizens fleeing for their lives.