Lulzy Article about the Towson Parade

[sisterruth]

For days, Albert Kirchmayr has been melting, molding and cooling gallons of milk chocolate, all for the glory of Michael Phelps. For as many mornings, Darlene Castle has lain in bed, composing rhyming couplets for her grandkids to chant in praise of Phelps and his eight gold medals from this summer's games.

Others around town have been rehearsing

Comments

[peruvianjew]

Aw bb! I feel guilty for cheating with the Lochtenator now!

And yeah she's eating Rita's!! Delicious.

[somexseptember]

I'm glad to see Deb is still having a Chico's kind of day.
<3

Dear Michael Fred,

Please let that hoodie DIAF. You have 3849238474.8 bajillion and 5 dollars. Grab 3 friends, throw in a nickel each... and get your ass to Lucky... or Ed Hardy... or whatever it is you white boys do. Take some tips from Reezy and hire a stylist. Damn. ilu, though<3

Love,
The Human Race

[paarycia]

or whatever it is you white boys do.
*destroyed*

But for real, that hoodie screams wigga so bad and... o.O I can see one of his tats, brb x)

[entropygoddess]

The rings tattoo peekage is literally that shirt's only redeeming quality... and we can achieve that with some other garment. Or none, for that matter.

[cupkeiko]

lolol the human race

[necr_ophelia]

Why does everyone look so surprised in those first couple of pics. Like, :O.

And LOL @ those crazy thirteen year olds. Bitches need to step off. I've got no problem with cutting a minor.

ILU, MP, but not those sunglasses. Katie's sunglasses, however, are AWESOME.

[sisterruth]

I don't know about Katie, but the caption underneath the pic with Mama and Hilary said that they were reacting to a sign held by two little girls that said that they had traveled over 700 miles from Georgia to see Michael in the parade.

[sisterruth]

And yes, those 13 year olds are crazy. I can understand fangirling, but seriously? "I'm legal in four years." That's just creepy and wrong. But I LOL'ed anyway.

[necr_ophelia]

700 miles?! That shit is crazy. Where are their parents?

Same with those 13 year olds. WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS? Does your mom know you're holding that sign up? They breed skanks young now, I guess.

[ilive4this_38]

ugh! that hoodie and yumm ritas, repersenting the east coast.

[peruvianjew]

Ritas is so good! I just discovered it this past summer when I went to New Jersey. I am OBSESSED.

[peppervegas]

That first picture of Katie is cute, I love her expression.

OK, where is Herman?! They put his name on the sign he should have been there!